No virgin ears here

omg, seriously. The whole Barbie plastic look so isn't you. And you know that. There is nothing you need to change about yourself. Only guys who are fucking ass hats look for girls made out of plastic. And too think, dads never want there son's to play with Barbies when they are little, why should it be any different when their balls drop and grow fuzz. You are gorgeous just the way you are, and you know it. No guy who is with you and says they love you would ever make you feel inferior. He would love every stretch mark and misplaced hair, even if that hair happens to be on your legs, your armpits or where ever else hair grows that it shouldn't. I know that this is coming from a friend and isn't the same as from a guy, but when I see you and say you are gorgeous I mean it. It was never I got to know your personality and the way you looked changed to me, I just always thought you were pretty and envied you for the way you looked. So please don't be so hard on yourself. You know that Paul is the way he is because he is a natural asshat, and it has NOTHING to do with you.

Did weenie make all the male mooses go "WhhhhhhhooooooAAAAAAA!!"