Some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world

ten

2013-11-09T19:45:13Z

FINN MCLAGGEN HAS GAS THAT WOULD KILL A GOAT, PASS IT ON

nine

2012-05-24T12:18:35Z

LOOK AT MY PERFECT BABIES

eight

2012-01-08T23:35:22Z

~~I get this one, now...~~ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON

seven

2011-09-05T22:21:31Z

These silly boys will never understand why us girls have so much fun playing Model.

six

2011-07-24T01:19:02Z

BOLLOCKS TO WARDS

PHINEAS MCLAGGEN -- IF YOUR BLOODY BLUDGERS ARE NOT AT MUNGOS THIS INSTANT I WILL BURN YOUR BROOM

five

2011-07-20T01:56:38Z

If I ever consider having another one, remind me of the moment when I haven't showered and I don't care enough to change out of my sleeping clothes or paint my swollen toes and my hair looks like an old broom gone electric and my stretch marks have stretch marks and my after dinner snack consists of one container of Nutella plus spoon and I'm honestly considering taking Finn up on his two-person betting pool on when my water will break. Just. Remind me. Please.

four

2011-06-30T06:08:05Z

I don't understand Muggle music. It should be "BABY GET OUT, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON FINN"!

~~Ugh~~

BABY GET OUT AND BE A GRYFFINDOR

three

2011-05-31T16:07:48Z

I think the wizarding world ought to know that Phineas McLaggen gives fabulous foot massages!

two

2011-04-22T20:47:11Z

THERE ARE LOTS OF FIT BLOKES IN THE BAHAMAS. AND THEY WEAR TINY SWIM PANTS.

I thought you should know.

one

2011-04-08T03:25:48Z

Damn it what's a Bahama? ~~Finn won't tell me.~~