West Sumpter

Sixteen

2012-02-13T03:56:14Z

So, tell me again how damaging it can be not to work your players to the bone barking orders all over the place?

I think I quite like this new hair.

Fifteen

2010-01-03T20:26:56Z

Just giving the fans what they want, you know.

Fourteen

2009-04-01T03:49:40Z

Well, now that I've completely tired out my SO...

FUCK YES TORNADOES!!!

Thirteen

2009-03-10T00:03:14Z

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Would've written this up last night, but I was a bit too trashed.

Twelve

2008-10-20T00:30:29Z

Oi, Griffith!

My cock isn't going to suck itself, you know. It's Sunday and I'm bored.

Eleven

2008-08-28T01:51:22Z

So.

I am in ironic need of a PR person.

Any takers? I'm looking at you.

You know who you are, you blond sex kitten.

Rowr.

Ten

2008-05-03T19:32:20Z

I can't find my pants.

~~No, really, I don't know where I threw them last night.~~

Where does one generally look for one's pants when they've gone rogue? Quidditch season is really the only time I'm organized enough to know where everything is.

Nine

2008-03-30T23:57:56Z

[Griff] All right, I've got ~~two~~ three ground rules now that we're shacking up.

1) No fucking way is Thompson coming to stay with us. Her and I, we never share a roof unless there's a fucking snowstorm and we're caught at the same damn floo station or some shit.

2) If I answer the door starkers and it happens to be one of your brothers, I'm not going to fuck-all-lie to him.

3) You're not allowed to leave. ... Arse. [/Griff]

Eight

2008-03-27T03:14:41Z

Well damn.

[Griff] When you stop being a stupid prat, I figure I should move over there. I mean, if there's going to be a kid then two flats aren't going to work out so well.

It'd make shagging easier too, I reckon. [/Griff]

Seven

2008-03-15T21:39:19Z

All right, if any of you have anything to say to me, I better damn well hear about it in person or through these journals and not through the rags.

I've been at my wit's end for a while, now, and I can't tell you how utterly relieved I am just now.

So, that said: if you have a serious problem, take it up with my secretary. She's got five fingers and is attached to my muscular right arm.

Six

2008-03-08T17:02:34Z

~~................................................Buggerfuckbollockshitfuckcuntbitch~~

[ Griff ] ...seen the Tattler yet? I just had someone wave it in my face and ask me questions about my pretty blonde girlfriend. Do people just completely ignore Cassandra now on the assumption that just because we don't see each other we can't be dating? You realize this is a serious problem.

But. I guess I should tell you we ... talked. [ / Griff ]

Fair warning to whoever wrote that article: I see you on the streets and it's not going to be a pretty sight.

Five

2008-02-07T05:31:09Z

[Griff] GRIFF.

You are a colossal fucking idiot sometimes. ~~FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK~~ FUCK. [/Griff]