Veronica Zeller

badfairy@gmail.com — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:24:11 GMT

[West]

...seriously?

That was how you decided to handle things?

Seriously?!

[/West]

[Griff]

~~He's such--~~

~~Well, at least you're---~~

~~What did--~~

Are you alright?

Stupid question, but just give me an answer anyway.

[/Griff]

Congratulations, Catapults.

badfairy@gmail.com — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:50:07 GMT

So, me and Joe broke up today.

And it wasn't because we didn't care about eachother anymore, it was because he didn't care about me in the same way anymore.

Does anyone want to gess what that means?

Fucking hell, this is the third one. THIRD. Really, is there someting wrong with me or something? Am I that awful that I turn men away from the entire female population?

I want to know why 9 out of 10 guys I'm attracted to wind up being gay, and then the 1 out of 10 that are actually attracted to me, wind up being gay later on.

So really. If you happen to find me attractive, be willing to bat for the other team in about 5 months.

GOD DAMN IT!

[Griff]

If you're ever looking for a new boy, if something happens with you and West, I'd be more than happy to date a straight man who you find attractive, 'cause I have a special talent apparently.

I'm that good of a friend.

[/Griff]

badfairy@gmail.com — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:07:44 GMT

[Bess]

Bess!

20! Holy shit. Time flies.

See, I didn't forget about you.

I got you presents!

And I made you a cake. I made you a cake yesterday, which means that I was thinking about you and your birthday, but I got my days mixed up.

And I made Sadie a cupcake. And it matches your cake. Because that's just adorable.

[/Bess]

badfairy@gmail.com — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:43:34 GMT

[Griff]

Where are you?

[/Griff]

badfairy@gmail.com — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:05:47 GMT

I never thought I'd live to see a Quidditch Man Auction...

This is obviously what I've been saving up for my entire life! But it's kind of sad, because now I need to pay for men to go on dates with me.

~~And when they go on dates with me willingly, they usually turn out to be gay. Brilliant.~~

So many options...this is going to be tough.

I'm not going to win anything anyway, my 'life savings' is probably a total of 10 Galleons, or something really low. I'll just participate to know that my small amount of money caused someone else to bid higher, which is good, because that's just more money for them to lose, and more money going to Charity. So in a way, I kind of win even if I lose.

My logic beats your logic.