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Keywords: i'm kind of a big deal.
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| |  | Keywords: i think i have ebola.
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 | Keywords: oh what are you doing down there?
| |  | Keywords: how are my nipples faring today?
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 | Keywords: i've seen better on a homeless man!
| |  | Keywords: greengrasses don't drive!
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 | Keywords: are you giving me cheek?
| |  | Keywords: you smell worse than a weasley.
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 | Keywords: no. no. no. no.
| |  | Keywords: you can't sneak by me.
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 | Keywords: want to come smell my passionfruit?
| |  | Keywords: i meant the lysol. of course.
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 | Keywords: i'm too sexy for your party.
| |  | Keywords: too sexy for your party.
|
 | Keywords: no way i'm disco dancing!
| |  | Keywords: i'm a model. you know what i mean?
|
 | Keywords: and i do my little turn on the catwalk
| |  | Keywords: on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk
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 | Keywords: i do my little turn on the catwalk.
| |  | Keywords: i'm too sexy for my car.
|
 | Keywords: too sexy for my car.
| |  | Keywords: too sexy by far!
|
 | Keywords: and i'm too sexy for my hat
| |  | Keywords: too sexy for my hat
|
 | Keywords: what do you think about that?
| |  | Keywords: and i'm too sexy for this song.
|
 | Keywords: you look sterile!
| |  | Keywords: may i inspect your fingernails?
|
 | Keywords: i smell bronchitis in the air.
| |  | Keywords: so what you're trying to say is...
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 | Keywords: ...i'm awesome? i quite agree.
| |  | Keywords: damnation! i forgot my antibac wipes.
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 | Keywords: is that a lysol can in your pocket...
| |  | Keywords: or are you just happy to see me?
|
 | Keywords: i am scrutinising your medical records.
| |  | Keywords: sweet jesus! someone had cancer!
|
 | Keywords: I'm Hermano?
| |  | Keywords: you're filthy and i'm avoiding eye conta
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 | Keywords: you can always tell a milford man.
| |  | Keywords: save it for the talk room!
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 | Keywords: i was a professional twice over.
| |  | Keywords: an analyst and a therapist.
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 | Keywords: the world's first analrapist!
| |  | Keywords: what do you mean passions is cancelled?
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 | Keywords: i can even do it upside down.
| |  | Keywords: look at my cheekbones here.
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 | Keywords: i'm a modern day adonis.
| |  | Keywords: and there's a bit of zeus about me too.
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 | Keywords: red accents my complexion so well.
| |  | Keywords: i feel a rash coming on.
|
 | Keywords: that's what she said!
| |  | Keywords: i like to think of myself as a giver.
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 | Keywords: my father will EAT YOU.
| |  | Keywords: oh god that's nice.
|
 | Keywords: do you know who i am?
| |  | Keywords: i'm the goddamn batman.
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 | Keywords: don't do this to me.
| |  | Keywords: boy do i have a surprise for you.
|
 | Keywords: STEVE HOLT!
| |  | Keywords: you're a liar.
|
 | Keywords: there is NOT more to life
| |  | Keywords: than being ridiculously good looking.
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 | Keywords: it's that damn cletus!
| |  | Keywords: he's so hot right now.
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 | Keywords: i can dere-lick my own balls.
| |  | Keywords: you think you're too cool for school.
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 | Keywords: moisture is the essence of wetness.
| |  | Keywords: and wetness is the essence of beauty.
|
 | Keywords: you're absolutely right. i DO win.
| |  | Keywords: o ho ho then big words there!
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 | Keywords: how did she get in here?
| |  | Keywords: hi eugenie. ;) ;)
|
 | Keywords: looking especially vulcan today
| |  | Keywords: i'm hip to your jive.
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 | Keywords: i can't contain my own brilliance.
| |  | Keywords: guy's a pro.
|
 | Keywords: somebody is a rude gus.
| |  | Keywords: pimp til i die!
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 | Keywords: was that a forget-me-now?
| |  | Keywords: it's a wonderful restaurant.
|
 | Keywords: you don't cry when you take those off?
| |  | Keywords: i want annyong.
|
 | Keywords: do you need a backrub?
| |  | Keywords: no. they're strippers.
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 | Keywords: LOOK HOW HOT THEY ARE!
| |  | Keywords: where the fuck are my hardboiled eggs?
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 | Keywords: this is my fierce face.
| |  | Keywords: let me lay it out for you.
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 | Keywords: i've caught your fleas.
| |  | Keywords: this never actually happened.
|
 | Keywords: you're married to carl weathers?
| |  | Keywords: i am contemplating your failures.
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 | Keywords: i have an offer.
| |  | Keywords: one you can't refuse!
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 | Keywords: you have permission to admire me.
| |  | Keywords: keep that in your pants.
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 | Keywords: you hid the juice from me?
| |  | Keywords: psssh. like i'd even want it.
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 | Keywords: no ty i'm busy ignoring you.
| |  | Keywords: juice juice juice juice juice juice juic
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 | Keywords: oh no she didn't!
| |  | Keywords: i'm being withholding.
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 | Keywords: there's always next time.
| |  | Keywords: this calls for a dramatic reading!
|
 | Keywords: so you're kind of mean.
| |  | Keywords: how clever i am!
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 | Keywords: it's my sparkling wit!
| |  | Keywords: my future as a burglar
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 | Keywords: twice before and after every meal!
| |  | Keywords: i am a self-satisfied intellectual.
|
 | Keywords: dumbledore dies?!
| |  | Keywords: i am the modern rodin's thinker.
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 | Keywords: does this bring out my eyes?
| |  | Keywords: i'd pinch your cheeks if it were sterile
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 | Keywords: what are you on about now?
| |  | Keywords: YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS?!
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 | Keywords: I BANISH THEE STARTING NOW!
| |  | Keywords: ooh la la.
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 | Keywords: shit. did someone catch me?
| |  | Keywords: i love my own reflection.
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 | Keywords: they see me rollin'.
| |  | Keywords: exercise builds the immune system
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 | Keywords: 1...2...300
| |  | Keywords: i have an exit strategy.
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 | Keywords: my worst nightmare.
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