Ok.

So my love for Gaspard Ulliel is excessive and historic. I maintain that I was one of the VERY FIRST people to use him as a PB (and if you don't believe me, check it out.) Seriously, back when I was using him, GaspardOnline DIDN'T EVEN EXIST. All my icons of him were SCROUNGED FROM THE DEPTHS OF GOOGLE. AND A LOT OF STALKING THE INTERNETS. HOURS, MAN. HOURS.

That aside, I really do love this man. He is NUMBER ONE on my Ross-esque top-five list of celebrities I'd bang if my boyfriend gave me a freebie (and I, unlike Ross, pretty much ONLY have Gaspy on that list, five times, so no Isabella Rosselini scenarios here.) Someday he's going to realize we're soulmates, and he and his adorable scar will find me.

(Poem time to prove my devotion! I call it, Ode To A Gaspy.
Gaspard Ulliel is really cute
Oh, his horn I’d like to toot!
No, I don’t know what that means-
Probably something obscene
In that case it’s very true,
Cause I love him more than you!
I love his scar, I love his hair,
Even when it’s out to there.
Yes, I even love his scruff
I’d especially love him in the buff!
Someday Gaspy and I will wed
And I’ll finally have him in my bed
Until that day I have his picture
And footage of him with his hand down his pants.)

Now that you've slogged through all that and proven your own devotion, you can have icons!
(PS- he's getting added to my directory tomorrow, as apparently there are LIGHTENING STORMS now.)

Rules.

Preview:

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