to take swings at each other on talk-show TV;
For your edification and entertainment: A largely accurate transcript of a conversation between The Iconner and her father following the closing credits of Sunshine (an excellent movie, btw.)

DAD: Who was the guy with the eyes?
SARA: DAD. That was CILLIAN MURPHY.
DAD: ...I didn't expect you to actually know.
SARA: Are you kidding? He's, like, in my Top Five.
DAD: Your top fi...oh. Oh. Um. But isn't he sort of...really creepy?
SARA: Exactly.
DAD: ...
Here, the conversation is interrupted by The Iconner's Boyfriend appearing from NOWHERE and throwing a bottle at her, thereby distracting everyone from the charms of Cillian and his creepiness. Not that he should take this to heart. There are much nicer ways of distracting The Iconner from Cillian's charms.

Rules.

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