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dr. bert bartok. ([info]bartok) wrote,
@ 2009-01-05 20:31:00


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Current music:DON'T YOU KNOWWW THAT YOU'RE TOXICCC

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS THING. YOU CAN COMMENT AND EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK CRAP IS THIS.

Anyways, HI BITCHES AND HOES EVERYBODY. I hope your break was amazing and relaxing because this week SURE AS HELL HECK ISN'T. For serious, who's taking my Piano Lit class? Or my Jazz and Rock n Roll class? They're going to be BITCHIN' uber fun! Take my Jazzandrock class and I'll give you a cookie. ....well maybe not a cookie but we'll see. Just take the fucking class.


LOVELY APPLIED PIANO STUDENTS OF MINE. YES, ALL OF YOU. You should have gotten your assignments for repertoire by now in your e-mail, so go check it. Or, you know, just ask me and I'll throw the sheet at you and tell you to get up off your lazy bumfuck asses butts.

Um, how do I close this thing off? Bye? UHHH HAVE A GREAT REST OF YOUR BREAK (the tee-minus forty-eight hours you have left, anyways).



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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 02:39 am UTC (link)
Parents often tell their children not to accept cookies from men like you.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 02:40 am UTC (link)
ALMA!!! YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE THINGS TOO?

But my cookies are amazing. You just don't know it yet. But you will, Alma. You will.

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 02:41 am UTC (link)
I use to keep my students notified in case their lessons change.

And no, Bert, I will never know. I don't want to know.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 02:45 am UTC (link)
Well that's stupid. Why would you do that? Why wouldn't you just go into their practice room and be like, "SUP HOMES?"

Oh but you will.

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 02:46 am UTC (link)
Because I have better things to do with my time. Besides, this is teaching them responsibility.

That sounds like a threat, Bertie.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 02:48 am UTC (link)
Like what?

Awww, Almie, I only but love you!

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 02:50 am UTC (link)
Things I like to do.

I appreciate the sentiment, but please never say that again, Bert.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 02:59 am UTC (link)
Like what?

BUT BABY I LOVE YOU.

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 03:00 am UTC (link)
I read.

Bertie, I'm married.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 03:02 am UTC (link)
You can read?!!!

Whatevs baby I'm going to sweep you off your feet and take you to Disneyland.

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 03:03 am UTC (link)
You didn't think I could??

Really.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 03:04 am UTC (link)
Well, you never know. Some people with doctorates today, you know.

REALLY. Come ONNNN I want to meet Tigger someday.

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 03:07 am UTC (link)
Oh yes, they seem to be just giving them away.

And sweeping me off my feet is a requirement of that?

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 03:13 am UTC (link)
Seriously! The only real ones are the ones who work for it.

Well I have to have SOMEONE to go with.

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 03:15 am UTC (link)
Uh-huh. And how did that work out for you?

And so you've decided to sweep me off my feet instead of asking one of your own friends.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 03:16 am UTC (link)
What do you mean? I worked very hard for my doctorate. Manhattan doesn't let out just anyone.

Well YEAH. You're my biffle for realzies, Almie. I can't just go up to Tigger and be like, "O HAI BE MY BFF I CAME TO SEE YOU~~~" all alone.

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 03:18 am UTC (link)
I have no doubt, Bert.

I'm sorry I only understood about half of that.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 03:55 am UTC (link)
Awww, c'mon Alma, get up with the times!

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 03:59 am UTC (link)
No thank you.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 04:04 am UTC (link)
BUT ALMA.

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[info]brideofwind
2009-01-06 04:09 am UTC (link)
Yes, Bert?

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[info]bartok
2009-01-09 03:20 am UTC (link)
Oh, you're no fun at all.

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[info]devilandlaith
2009-01-06 02:39 am UTC (link)
You sound like a complete poof, by the way. I can't believe you just used heck.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 02:41 am UTC (link)
That's not what it had first, but alas, I'm supposed to be censored in front of you people.

Oh look you LOOK like a poof!

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[info]devilandlaith
2009-01-06 02:45 am UTC (link)
You could start by actually censoring yourself. Completely. I suggest... duct tape.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 02:46 am UTC (link)
Thank you! For you, I suggest plastic surgery.

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[info]devilandlaith
2009-01-06 02:54 am UTC (link)
Keep that up and you're going to be the one needing cosmetic surgery.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 02:58 am UTC (link)
Yeah? Let's see how you feel when you take my Piano Literature class, bud.

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[info]devilandlaith
2009-01-06 03:24 am UTC (link)
...

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 03:52 am UTC (link)
Awwww, baby, don't look like that.

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[info]devilandlaith
2009-01-06 04:01 am UTC (link)
That's highly inappropriate.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 04:03 am UTC (link)
Whatevs, you started it.

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[info]devilandlaith
2009-01-06 04:08 am UTC (link)
Yes but you're an instructor. Unfortunately for you, one without tenure.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-09 03:22 am UTC (link)
Yeah? So how are you at an advantage?

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[info]devilandlaith
2009-01-09 03:54 am UTC (link)
Oh, you silly man, I am always at an advantage. And I have a good solicitor. So, again, I will point out that you practically have no weight at all in the faculty, and you should really stop being a pain in my arse.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-11 02:23 am UTC (link)
So you think. You don't know me.

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[info]sugarplum
2009-01-06 02:45 am UTC (link)
... Hi there. I'm Penny.

I'm taking Piano Lit I. I was considering lessons, though... any way I could sign up late?

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 02:47 am UTC (link)
O HAI PENNY I'm Dr. Bartok. You can call me Dr. Bert if you want.

Lovely! I would love for you to sign up for lessons. Can we set up some times later?

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[info]sugarplum
2009-01-06 02:50 am UTC (link)
Okay. Hi, Dr. Bert.

Sure! Should I meet with you when we get back to school, or...?

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[info]bartok
2009-01-06 02:57 am UTC (link)
That would be great. Just stop by my office any time!

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[info]directions
2009-01-06 04:37 am UTC (link)
Do you think you can swing it so break is extended? I'm just not ready to go back.

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[info]bartok
2009-01-09 03:18 am UTC (link)
Not this time, kitty-cat. Maybe next time you could convince me, but break seemed so effing SHORT.

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