hey dude wanna be my partner, give this Strife thing a go?

Goin home tonight for the weekend bitchhess!!! Be back like sunday nite er sumthing. It's Canada Day tomorrow bOYSSS!! gonna be smoking mad papers.

Might visit the capital too, I don't even care fucking Kate Middleton got a nice ass.

fuck totally just w&b'd so I could just be trippin out but I think I got jacked by the sock thief? I don't pair my socks so I can't really tell how many are gone. Shits definitely real though you don't mess with a mans socks.

Keegan? Casey? Apple? Jacks? Haahah Apple Jacks lol What's up boys? Any of you dickheads take my socks?

Since today officially kicks off Black History Month (or I guess African-American History Month I think u call it down here?) I was thinking we could start things off with a little fun..

Let's all get our scrub on!!
FREE MARTIN LOOFAH KINGS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Actually just kidding.. but seriously SO FUCKING GOOD!! LOL definitely just ordered one