SMASHING news, everyone!

Over the past year I have been helping my good friend Griphook the Curious Son of Griptuck the Stoic First of His Name, put together a retelling from his father's point of view of the goblin rebellions of 1925 (a rather vicious, exciting year for the goblins, it's a a real tragedy that that their goals didn't come to fruition) and now we have just received word that our book is going to be published!

ME! A PUBLISHED AUTHOR! Isn't that the craziest thing you've ever heard?

We don't have a release date yet, but I'll be sure to keep you all posted! The Valiant Goblin, coming to a bookstore near you!

LOOK WHO FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW UP!



A week late, and he STILL missed Ireland win the cup!! He looks just like his MUM!

Since my lovely, amazing, glowing pregnant wife and I can't make it to New York for the World Cup as we will be preparing for the arrival of our second beautiful baby (boy or girl, bets are on!), I have set up a whole room of international wirelesses that'll keep us up to date with all the matches.

Plus I've prepared pennants, face paint, and stadium-esque treats to enjoy them with.

THE CRESSWELLS ARE READY!!



(Theo is half-displeased that Bulgaria didn't make it to New York, but his other half is saying GO IRELAND!!!)

MY WIFE IS PREGNANT!

THAT'S WHY SHE'S BEEN HEXING ME IN MY SLEEP!