Well, it looks like the WWN has done it again! Ruined yet another New Year's Eve with a mix-match kiss-mask! Tsk, tsk, tsk! Anyone wearing a mask at the evening's even seemed ridiculously and unbreakable drawn to someone with a similarly jinxed mask! Husbands cheating on wives! Girlfriends on boyfriends! Friends, family, all causing quite the ruckus!
Does anyone think that the lovelorn, ex-boyfriend of Rose Knightley and best friend to Charlie Spinnet, WWN Junior Manager Octavius Pepper had some scores to settle?
WE DO! Especially after Miss. Knightley was caught snogging none other than...
AXEBANGER!

Now, this breaks our gigantic, hopeless romantic hearts! We were
set on a Knightley/Spinnet wedding (this spring! Their colors would be pastels!), but it all makes sense, doesn't it? Mr. Pepper and his Lonely Hearts Club Band have been plotting against his supposed best friend for
ages, and what better way than to shove Charlie's
captain in the face of the lovely Rose?
They would make beautifully blonde children, of course, but Rose. You need a man that'll settle down, not cause a
scene.
And don't think we're making this up! We have
multiple sources from the WWN NYE party that confirm it! So, Knightley and Brookstanton, huh?
We can dig it.
Oh, and some other stuff happened that night...
- Maggie Mattias & Drystan Fawcett snogging up a storm caused her husband Adrian to go louco na cabeça! Meu Deus!
- Some other crazy matches? Spotted Odette MacFarlan sucking Jeremiah Whitehorn's face off. Estella Flint tongued West Sumpter, not sure how far that got her. And a Wadcock got to liplock with Gleny Chittock! Not the usual culprit, but the behind-the-scenes brother Henry Wadcock! They're both beautiful, but honestly!
- And since we are on the subject of Wadcocks...Seth Wadcock & his EX-WIFE Savannah Davies were seen looking cozy and kissing at midnight like this was 1980! Wait, what?
Yep! Looks like the Former Wadcocks have rekindled the long lost flame! Maybe that's why Mira Jasper, ex-girlfriend of Seth, ran from a loo looking to be in quite the panic! Heartbroken all over again!
What else happened this holiday season?Here's a New Year's mystery for you! Who's
The Mother of
Thomas McCormack's darling little daughter, Alice? He announced her arrival out of nowhere Christmas Day and has been rather
mum ever since. We're stumped! McCormack hasn't been spotted with a woman in ages, so what's the story, then? Adoption? Left on the porch? Dropped down the chimney?
But, the baby The Tattler onesie we sent is super adorable! We want pictures! Order yours now!
THE VOTES ARE IN!
Delilah Spinnet, grow your hair back!!!

And
DREA JOHNSON is literally having the best. Year. EVER! Euro Cup, League Cup, boyfriend-she-shouldn't-be-snogging-beca
use-he-works-for-the-league-and-that-mea
ns-he-probably-plays-favorites.....WHOOP
S! Two out of three ain't bad! We're all just tapping our dancing feet, waiting to find out what happens there!
SOME BLIND ITEMS FOR YOU TO PONDER ON....THIS quidditcher ex-girlfriend was seen getting
quite cozy with her ex's agent. Oh, if only the walls of St. Mungo's could talk...
THIS WWN star just announced her pregnancy and then was caught snogging someone who wasn't her husband! Is
he the real father? Stay tuned for next's week's episode of,
Who's my Baby's Daddy?THIS square-jawed keeper might be deflecting from the usual country he represents in international play for the Emerald Isle. Could it be time to say
pożegnanie?
THIS famous pair got engaged last year, but alas, no date has been set! Not so goOEY in love, anymore?
THERE are three players that are on the brink of retirement, and we'll know who they are by the preseason! A United, a Tornado, and a Catapult.
THE rumors are swirling about a captain finally being named for this squad! And their choice will leave you speechless!
WELL! That is all we've got for you today! Any juicy news we've missed? Drop us an owl and we'll report the best of the best! (And only the true stuff, of course!)