frontside_air commented on texasranger's post in blueridgeschool:

Spotting the Party thrower herself, Shelby made his way across the clearing, stumbling slightly. Maybe mixing shrooms and weed wasn't the best idea, but it was Halloween, so obviously it was a time to celebrate.

He popped another joint out of the case in his pocket and into his mouth, just letting it dangle there, barely hanging on as he spoke. He was close enough to Hunter now to call out to her over the music. "What the fuck man?" He shouted, unable to keep a completely straight face. "You're such a fucker! You said we were all being the spice girls?" He let out a laugh, and his voice was a bit muffled from the joint between his lips.

He stepped up next to her wrapping his arms around her, making sure to purposely press his fake boobs against her as much as he could. "Whatever you're just jealous, check out these babies." He laughed again, shaking them for the blond. "Look and feel real huh? Best titties in town."