letitbe posted in blueridgeschool:

"The tree of Gondor, there is only one of them and it is the symbol of Gondor, the great west kingdom of Middle-earth!" he said excitedly. "There was a great king but he died and everyone died except for a few people. Flash forward a few hundred years and the steward Denethor was a total jerk but there was a little hope because Boromir went looking for the ring but then he died because he too was a jerk but redeemed himself in the end and saved the hobbits though really he died in vain because the Uru-- Uru-Kai... they were not going to kill the hobbits because they thought they had the ring. Then Foromir gets involved and he just ruins everything for the hobbits that have the ring and it is just this big mess but he ends up helping the hobbits in the end but he gets hurt by some bad ass orcs and almost dies. His crazy dad, the steward tries to set himself on fire and ends up setting himself on fire. Then instead of stop, drop, and roll, he takes of running and zooms past the majestic tree of Gondor, right off the cliff! Apparently, the fire safety courses taught in Middle-earth are not as good as the ones taught on regular Earth. So Foromir ends up hooking up with the hot blonde chick that Aragorn does not want because he has an elf girlfriend," he said in a long winded explanation.

"It looks like there is hope for the kingdom of Gondor because Foromir is actually a pretty cool guy but it turns out Aragorn was the long lost king of Gondor," he giggled and shook his head. "Sly motherfucker."

He realized he was rambling again, this time it had been a pretty extreme ramble. He cleared his throat and stuffed his hands deeper into his pockets. "Carded. No, I do not think so. I am probably bigger than all of those guys in there and you would just as easily kick their asses," he mumbled.