"Uh... the... the first one!" he knew he wasn't going to get out of this one. He was totally screwed. He had to come up with something quick before she figured him out. "I uh... I have a secret... and I can't tell you otherwise it wouldn't be a secret but if you knew... if you knew it would totally make sense and not be weird."
Yeah. Good work ace, that was totally believable. He would have slapped himself had he the spare hand to do so. "And yeah... I fell... into a.. a branch?" he said questioningly. He had to tone it down if he was going to play it off right. Being a spaz was not helping.