samtaro posted in blueridgeschool:

"I aint gotta tell you nothin' bout the truth," he stammered nervously. "Aint nothin' I can help..." Fuck that was unhelpful too. He needed to just... think something up and say it and stick to it.

It came to him like a sudden stroke of genius despite how insane it sounded. "Look, I'm... god damn it I'ma nudist!"