texasranger posted in blueridgeschool:

"Yeah it does but whatever you fuckin' say, professor!" she shot back absently, grinning a bit at the spot on impression, right before she was smacked back in the face. Flopping backwards as the pillow hit her, the taller blonde groaned. "Y'all couldn't teach a bird to fly, man.. let alone li'l kids. I'd do way better," she boasted. "Kids would love me, right? I seem like somebody a kid would like?"

It had been something that, despite her better judgment, she had been dwelling on. What if she was no good at it? What if the baby didn't like her? Worse, how old would it be before it started to resent her? She was getting ahead of herself, surely, but it was hard to worry about the situation at all without every little worry snowballing on her.

"Babies love me, I got that goofy face," she murmured, more to reassure herself than to tell Mack. "Anyway, you couldn't fly up the broad side of a barn so there. I ain't gunna cripple no kids! Maybe blow 'em up a bit, but that's Quodpot for ya!"

Perking up at the mention of a bachelor party, the blonde sipped her drink and raised an eyebrow. "Bachelor parties are for when ya get married, we ain't.. well, y'know maybe, but not right now. It's gotta be a daddy shower, I guess. Y'all can buy me power tools and ties I ain't never gunna wear," she joked. When Mack mentioned a baby shower, it was like her best friend was reading her mind, as usual.

"Damn, get outta my head, bitch! I was thinkin' that'd be real nice to do.. plus free stuff and cash, right? But I dunno nothin' bout that shit. Li'l sister and Kia got this in the bag though. They just dunno it yet! They'll make 'er all pretty and fancy and shit.. we'll jus' put up the high up decorations for 'em and drink beer. Fair, right?"