Dresden Academy

Thorn grinned, and made his way to the podium, albeit bit drunkenly. He pushed his way to the microphone and grabbed it from professor Morgendorfer's hand.

"I can't begin to list the people who've played a part in my win!" he yelled so that the speakers squealed. "I want to thank my mom for giving birth to me, my dad for supplying the sperm, the inspiration of the Clash for driving my music career and the sheer awesomeness of David Bowie's package for encouraging me to try acting."