To: All students and faculty ([undisclosedrecipients]@dresden.edu)
From: Veronica Cantrell (veronicacantrell@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 5:59 AM
Subject: Quidditch Team Names
Dear students and faculty,
I think it's time we shed our Quidditch team monikers of A and B.Frankly I'm sick of being called Team B. As president of the student government, I propose that we give our teams proper names.
I will be accepting nominations for team names this week and will choose only appropriate suggestions to vote on. Feel free to email me with as many ideas as you might have.
Thank you,
Veronica Cantrell
Student Government President
From: Veronica Cantrell (veronicacantrell@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 5:59 AM
Subject: Quidditch Team Names
Dear students and faculty,
I think it's time we shed our Quidditch team monikers of A and B.
I will be accepting nominations for team names this week and will choose only appropriate suggestions to vote on. Feel free to email me with as many ideas as you might have.
Thank you,
Veronica Cantrell
Student Government President
From: Adelaide Legaux (adelaidelegaux@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 8:20 AM
Subject: RE: Quidditch Team Names
You should be the Dogs, so you can be underdogs when you lose and top dogs when you win. And Aisha can be youre mascot.
Which also works if youre the LandwhalesOr if your keeping the colors, the crows and the foxes.
From: Veronica Cantrell (veronicacantrell@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 9:23 AM
Subject: Quidditch Team Names
I'll put Dogs on the ballot, but you understand I'll have to leave the bit about a mascot out.
Thanks,
V
From: Steven Suzuki (satorusuzuki@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 10:09 AM
Subject: RE: Quidditch Team Names
I believe it is customary to use local fauna and flora to name sporting teams, isn't it? I daresay you'll forsake suggestions of skunks, shrews and moles, so perhaps the standards of wolves, bears, foxes, coyotes, bobcats, raccoons and moose will suffice.
Yours, Steven.
From: Veronica Cantrell (veronicacantrell@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 11:11 AM
Subject: Quidditch Team Names
Thanks Steven!
V
From: Riley Bloodfeather (rileybloodfeather@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 11:49 AM
Subject: RE: Quidditch Team Names
YOU SHOULD BE THE VAMPIRES
BECAUSE YOU SUCKED LAST WEEK
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 12:30 PM
Subject: RE: Quidditch Team Names
Hey Baby V! This is a great idea! Way to use your powers for good ;D
It should be something to do with what AWESOME flyers (fliers?) you guys are! Like the ROCKETS or the METEORS or some shit. OMFG you could be the flying squirrels! AND THE MOOSES! TEAM ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!
<3 Cinna
From: Veronica Cantrell (veronicacantrell@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 2:10 PM
Subject: Quidditch Team Names
Thanks.
I like the names you suggested, but moose is one of the Victoria College teams. I'll put the others up on the ballot.
V
From: Riley Bloodfeather (rileybloodfeather@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 12:32 PM
Subject: RE: Quidditch Team Names
AND THE SKUNKS
BECAUSE QUIDDITCH SUCKS AND STINKS
From: Veronica Cantrell (veronicacantrell@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 3:43 PM
Subject: Quidditch Team Names
I thought it would be fair to let you know that if I receive one more email from you I will be reporting you for harassment.
From: Riley Bloodfeather (rileybloodfeather@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 4:32 PM
Subject: RE: Quidditch Team Names
FAINTING GOATS
THEY'RE UPTIGHT AND CHOKE UNDER PRESSURE
From: Maddy Cooper (beulahcooper@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 3:20 PM
Subject: RE: Quidditch Team Names
How about the Wombats? Or something awesome like the Portents (since you bring doom to all other teams)? Maybe something more North Country like the elks, the Elks, the Elms, or the Maple Leaves?
Good luck with the naming!
From: Arnaud Powell (arnaudpowell@dresden.edu)
Date: October 16, 2011, 2:11 PM
Subject: RE: Quidditch Team Names
I love this idea.
How about the Arrows, or the Darts? Or the Evergreens, though I don't know if that would go with your uniforms.