Dresden Academy

"You wouldn't dance with me if I showed you my fancy underpants?" she asked, both shocked and amused. "They're RED!" Then she blushed furiously, almost the same exact shade as her underthings. "Oh what am I talking about? You're only interest in my underpinnings is purely scientific. It's not like bribery. You wouldn't be that interested in these. They're just regular underwear. Well... Not terribly regular. I think they're very nice. Even a little bit fancy. Not like anyone will see them anyway, but they make me feel good."

She put her hand over her mouth, entirely horrified that she was rambling about the mystery of her fancy underthings to Riley. She wasn't about to blurt out on top of that she didn't even have a bra on to show him, so if he asked she'd just be showing him her breasts. It took everything in her power to stop those very embarrassing words from coming out of her mouth.