He shrugged, tilting her around as his arms moved. "I dunno, we haven't done it yet. I blow at divination." He squeezed her with his knees. "Start shooting ideas, or me and Arnaud will just run with the theme du jour and start a catfight over you."
Maddy giggled because he was speaking in innuendo again, but this time he didn't realize it. "We haven't done it yet." My oh my she was cracking herself up. "Oh no, you can't catfight over me. I have too many boobs for Arnaud."
"And how would you know how many boobs I'm into?" Arnaud asked and lightly slapped the underside of her corset. He sat back in awe. "That thing is solid. I could chip a nail on that."
"A tooth if you're lucky," Maddy teased.
"Or not, depending on how you feel about your teeth," Riley pointed out. "I'd like to undo it with my teeth..." Oh shit, he did say that out loud, didn't he? "You and me could catfight over Arnaud?"
"You and your fascination for my underpinnings," she marveled at him upside down.
Arnaud's face was priceless, twisted up with confusion, delight, horror, and god help him, curiosity. But he could tell when the third wheel was rolling past its welcome. "On that note kids, I'm getting out of the cold and seeing if I can find some poor sap drunk enough to make out with. Enjoy!"
Riley waved him off back to the house. He'd see him again later, no doubt. "Don't sound so surprised," he chided Maddy. "They're a source of intrigue."
Maddy giggled because he was speaking in innuendo again, but this time he didn't realize it. "We haven't done it yet." My oh my she was cracking herself up. "Oh no, you can't catfight over me. I have too many boobs for Arnaud."
"And how would you know how many boobs I'm into?" Arnaud asked and lightly slapped the underside of her corset. He sat back in awe. "That thing is solid. I could chip a nail on that."
"A tooth if you're lucky," Maddy teased.
"Or not, depending on how you feel about your teeth," Riley pointed out. "I'd like to undo it with my teeth..." Oh shit, he did say that out loud, didn't he? "You and me could catfight over Arnaud?"
"You and your fascination for my underpinnings," she marveled at him upside down.
Arnaud's face was priceless, twisted up with confusion, delight, horror, and god help him, curiosity. But he could tell when the third wheel was rolling past its welcome. "On that note kids, I'm getting out of the cold and seeing if I can find some poor sap drunk enough to make out with. Enjoy!"
Riley waved him off back to the house. He'd see him again later, no doubt. "Don't sound so surprised," he chided Maddy. "They're a source of intrigue."