WHO: Zach Sloper & Brianna O'Hara (with cameos by Owen & Quinn Sloper)
WHAT: Zach's going away
WHEN: June '78
WHERE: Zach's house

( 'I'm going to really miss you.' )

WHO: Zach Sloper & Brianna O'Hara
WHAT: First kisses
WHEN: May '78
WHERE: Hogwarts grounds

( 'I tell you I hate you when I feel like you won't listen to anything else.' )

WHO: Zach Sloper & Brianna O'Hara
WHAT: Zach has... kittens?
WHEN March '78
WHERE: Hogwarts grounds

( Zach crossed his arms over his chest, to look imposing, but also to support the kittens because, ow, cat claws were sharp. )

WHO: Zach Sloper & Brianna O'Hara
WHAT: She's pissed. He gets smacked.
WHEN: April '78
WHERE: Hogwarts grounds

( 'What the--what the fuck, Sloper, don't you dare ask me why I'm worked up you, you great tosser!' )