O...hai thurr.

This is Hagrid. Obvi everyone loves him and his crazy West English accent. And everyone knows that Laurie apparently has a skill at playing men who have obsessions with the weirdest things. Arthur and his muggles, Hagrid and his weird freaky monsters that you thought only existed in your dreams. Sigh.

His greatest desire in life as of right now is to own a dragon. But until then he's got his Aragog and Fang to keep him company. He almost had a butterfly for a patronus, poor guy. He and his pink umbrella are quite happy I changed my mind and he now has the most bad ass camel patronus known to man...not that he actually produces a patronus. He toooootally doesn't have a wand. Nope, nope. He lives at Hogwarts as the groundskeeper currently, and has the world's most bad ass man cave ie hut. Never mind the pink flowered apron that's hanging up on a hook by the stove. That's just to make the place feel more....homey. He has a love for culinary arts and a tendency to cook things for the Order members (heh...>_>).

You know you bitches want to plot. <3