Pierian Springs

Louisa Alcott -- Louisa May Alcott: geez_louisa
geez louise, geez louisa, yeah, I though I was cool.

Lydia Baum -- L. Frank Baum: tree_hugging
I like underscores, apparently. but lydia's last name means 'tree' in german, and she's sort of a hippie and yeah.

Davy Dumas -- Alexandre Dumas: maninanironmask
Dumas wrote The Man in the Iron Mask. so there.

Markie Clemens -- Mark Twain: permanentmarkie
like permanent marker. don't judge me.

Romeo Montague -- Romeo Montague: beautytoorich
from the line, "like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear // beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!" even though it's talking about juliet, romeo's vain enough for it to work.

Tom Wingfield -- Tom Wingfield: memory_play
In The Glass Menagerie, Tom considers his works 'memory plays'.

Albert Gotha -- Prince Albert, Prince Consort: in_a_can
prince albert. in a can. do you have any? ha ha get it?