Dresden Academy

To: All students and faculty ([undisclosedrecipients]@dresden.edu)
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: December 2, 2011, 12:29 PM
Subject: Winter Social!


Hi everybody! Can you believe the year is almost over already?! Crazytimes! Anyway, it is ONE WEEK until the Winter Social (and then another very important day but that is a whole different email AND YOU GUYS BETTER NOT HAVE FORGOTTEN MY BIRTHDAY) so just a reminder that as usual, this is a FORMAL event. You know the drill.

NO JEANS
NO SNEAKERS
NO FLIP-FLOPS
NO BASEBALL CAPS
NO T-SHIRTS

It also means NO ACTING LIKE A FOOL. As with all events at Dresden, our lovely teachers will be chaperoning the evening, so please remember that any misbehavior is likely to be spotted and punished. No booze, no smoking, no fighting-- you know, the usual. PDA isn't technically against the rules, but you know some melvin is going to go cry to a teacher about it if you're playing grab-ass all night.

(Yes that was cut-pasted from my Prom email-- so sue me!) I will see all you lovely folks around and in your finest next Friday!

Love,
Cinna! <3