I don't think I own anymore socks to be honest so I wouldn't know if they've been stolen or not, hahaha. Sorry about your socks though. Please don't tell me there's a sock monster now.

I'm just glad it isn't cold or something! And what kind of person steals socks? Fetishists?

I don't know lady, it's so weird. Maybe someone saw something? We can go on like a mass sock treasure hunt.

Maybe it wasn't even a person. There are all sorts of creatures and animals and what not that gather things to make nests and things.. and if that's the case, I don't want to interfere with the habitat or something..

But why my socks?

Hnnnnnng that's kinda what I was thinking but I didn't want to like... say anything.

Half of Keegan's socks are gone too. And someone else said something about socks earlier this week. Maybe there's like a hidden sock fortress in the laundry room.

... That would be one huge nest.

[Private to Apple]
Ella told me about what she saw, what you saw, around Halloween? But I don't think it's anything like that. Nothing like that would need socks for it's nest.. I'm sure it's just something harmless, right?

[Private to Jenny]
It's true, there are a lot of like creepy animals out there. The one El saw seems mean but the one I saw seemed like... gentle. Scary as hell but gentle and way too big for a sock nest. And if all this thing is doing is taking socks... it can't be too bad right? I wouldn't worry about it.

[Private to Apple]
I'm trying not to worry about it too much. It's probably really just so kid fucking around.. but you never know, I guess. That's the worst part.

[Private to Jenny]
I'll keep my eyes peeled. If I see any punk walking around with half your socks I will throw down.

[Private to Apple]
Thank you, sweetie! ♥