No, I'm not awake yet. Master makes a fantastic bed. It's fun when she bangs on my head when I try to cuddle her. I see tiny little birds. Eventually she gives up and reads some book or another while I apprehend her and use her as a pillow. I think she's reading a Romanian dictionary so she can remember how to curse me out in my own language. Hahaaa, boy will that one backfire.

I like her better than Kevin. At least she doesn't wake me up saying "Hey. Hey dude. You know what we should do? We should play some Pokemon Snap. Come on. It's only 3pm."

Yeah, that's why I moved upstairs. Eff all that noise.