30 October 2009 @ 12:59 pm
Master Master Master Master Master.
25 September 2009 @ 06:20 pm
Hey there Shinigami.

I missed you.
23 September 2009 @ 07:05 pm
My coffin will sodomize a baker today.
22 September 2009 @ 04:10 am
[text] Here to help  
Hey old man. I'm assuming you're getting it on with that blonde I saw heading for your room. I'm also assuming that your phone isn't too far away, so the chance of her getting the benefits of the vibration seems high. I'll keep it up because I owe you for that game of Jenga you helped me win last week. That was classic.
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31 August 2009 @ 05:48 am
blah blah kill you  
I have about a million new icons (thanks, Master!) so now I want to use them.

Since the Nazis seem to have stolen the butler again, I guess that just leaves you, doesn't it?
30 August 2009 @ 05:30 am
bored now  
I'm bored.

Woman. I hear you up there on your clickity-clack machine. Entertain me.
22 July 2009 @ 11:43 pm
[text] Yo Shinigami  
06 October 2008 @ 03:40 am
My beloved Master [info]integra has made a layout for me.

I think it's rather fitting.

Thank you, Countess. It is every bit as amazing as you are.
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19 February 2008 @ 05:44 am
No, I'm not awake yet. Master makes a fantastic bed. It's fun when she bangs on my head when I try to cuddle her. I see tiny little birds. Eventually she gives up and reads some book or another while I apprehend her and use her as a pillow. I think she's reading a Romanian dictionary so she can remember how to curse me out in my own language. Hahaaa, boy will that one backfire.

I like her better than Kevin. At least she doesn't wake me up saying "Hey. Hey dude. You know what we should do? We should play some Pokemon Snap. Come on. It's only 3pm."

Yeah, that's why I moved upstairs. Eff all that noise.
16 January 2008 @ 12:37 am
No really, I'm going back to bed. You're expecting me to do something, but I'm just going to go to sleep. Just to spite you. But also because I'm sleepy.

Take that general public!

I'll get Seras to make this place all spiffy later. Till then...I don't know. Do whatever it is you humans do with your time.