Alucard
22 September 2009 @ 04:10 am
[text] Here to help  
Hey old man. I'm assuming you're getting it on with that blonde I saw heading for your room. I'm also assuming that your phone isn't too far away, so the chance of her getting the benefits of the vibration seems high. I'll keep it up because I owe you for that game of Jenga you helped me win last week. That was classic.
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