Integra Hellsing
14 December 2009 @ 11:36 pm
I've had a nearly insatiable craving for cocoa lately.

I wonder what that means.

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
28 October 2009 @ 02:24 am
Waaait wait wait  
Okay, what?

Just when I thought that--

You know what? I just....I need a smoke.

We knew about this about a day or two before it was announced, but I'm still having trouble processing it. Of course, Iscariot is having a field day with this. I suppose this whole thing would be much worse if Maxwell were still an issue. He was much more...vocal than his replacement has been. It's a welcome change.

Still, I bet you can guess who isn't looking forward to work for the next few months.

Sir Integra Hellsing
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Current Mood: what
Current Music: what
Integra Hellsing
18 May 2009 @ 08:03 am
Breakfast of Champions  
On that note, I'm completely not having taffy and Kool-aid for breakfast. I don't know what you're talking about. Alucard certainly had no idea about it, either.

[info]alucard: go eat your taffy.
[info]integra: ^-^
[info]integra: taffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ ^-^/
[info]integra: *pat pat* Taffy.
[info]alucard: e_e b You just stay right there.. I'll be back.
[info]integra: ^-^~! taffy.
[info]integra: walter never lets me have taffy in the morning! you're the best!
[info]alucard: Good thing I'm... INVISIBLE. Or I'd really get shit for this.
[info]alucard: MWAHA!

This isn't a ploy to get a certain butler to throw things at me. No no.

Oh hey a leaf!

Sir Integra "Currently Engaged in an Epic Leaf-chase" Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
18 May 2009 @ 03:03 am
/stares forever  
Now, Walter. The floozies do not take that long.


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Integra Hellsing
04 April 2009 @ 07:41 am
Honestly, some people...  
What the...

...Proof that I don't need to be awake at seven in the morning.

Sir Integra Hellsing
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Current Music: Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven
Integra Hellsing
18 February 2009 @ 01:36 pm
This is what I deal with.  
If anyone has ever wondered what my nights look like, this is pretty much it.

Walter insists that he has the plague: a three-part saga )

Of course, we redeem ourselves with moments like these.

:D! )

Integra Hellsing
11 January 2009 @ 01:29 am
I hate everything in the world right now.
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Current Location: DESPAIR
Current Mood: AUGH
Current Music: RAGE
Integra Hellsing
13 October 2008 @ 07:06 am
What I should have said was nothing.  
Well I can certainly tell you who isn't up at seven in the morning because she filled up on Halloween cookies and root beer somewhere around midnight.

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
10 June 2008 @ 07:53 am
My secrets, you say?  
Apparently this survey wants me to reveal 105 secrets about myself. Well, since I don't have to be at a meeting until later this afternoon, why not?

105 Secrets )

Well that was...secretive.

And now, I have eaten a decent breakfast and am ready to start the day.

Sir Integra Hellsing
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Integra Hellsing
04 June 2008 @ 02:11 pm
From yesterday  
I've forgotten what I said to spur this, but I'm still laughing about it today.

[info]alucard: What, is that a crack about how I don't have a heart?
[info]integra: You have a heart!
[info]alucard: I've impaled thousands!
[info]integra: You have a heart, you just don't have a whole lot of patience.
[info]alucard: . . .

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
04 June 2008 @ 04:59 am
Yet another survey.  
Of course the reports aren't ready yet. An hour later, you get another survey!

The Chapter Survey )

Sir Integra Hellsing
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Current Location: My office
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Fur Elise. Still. It's background music.
Integra Hellsing
04 June 2008 @ 03:36 am
A brilliant waste of time.  
I haven't done one of these in a while. It's fairly uninteresting, so feel free to skip it. I'm just wasting time until I get the night's report so that I can go to sleep.

Survey )

Sir Integra Hellsing
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Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Fur Elise again. Yes, yes, I know.
Integra Hellsing
29 May 2008 @ 04:29 am
So, I see that our new mercenary has found himself a journal here too.

Hello, Frenchman.

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
06 May 2008 @ 09:51 pm
Another conversation  
[info]alucard: I choked on my own throat.
[info]alucard: Man, the pros and cons of being immortal number 23852: You cant die, but you /can/ be an idiot.
[info]integra: that is going somew2here
[info]alucard: You should put it somew7here.
[info]integra: you know what you can do?
[info]alucard: Somew3here great.
[info]alucard: Wha9t can i do?
[info]integra: don't you have some spit to choke on?
[info]alucard: ...

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
28 April 2008 @ 11:51 am
Conversing with the immortal.  
[info]integra: mm, my eyes are getting sreeepy
[info]alucard: Psh, SLEEP IS FOR HUMANS.
[info]alucard: ...
[info]alucard: Oh, right.
[info]integra: ...
[info]alucard: Sorry.
[info]alucard: :/
[info]integra: well, you know...
[info]integra: we CAN remedy that...
[info]alucard: Nope, we cant.
[info]integra: psht
[info]integra: only because you won't get rid of that perverted coffin of yours
[info]alucard: I can only please one human per day, today is not your day. Tomorrow isnt looking good either.
[info]integra: how many other humans have you been pleasing?!
[info]alucard: Oh, lets see here... NONE.
[info]integra: oh the future isn't looking good for you, my friend
[info]alucard: I'm not sure if you realize this.. But I'm a snail right now. A snail. Not a dog, or a bat, or mist, or even rats but a snail. And thats just awful.
[info]integra: well you should have thought of that before you said you were pleasing other humans.
[info]integra: and i wouldn't have had to say snailucard snailucard snailucard
[info]integra: so you see how this is your own doing
[info]alucard: . . . I hate you.
[info]alucard: So much.
[info]integra: you want me.

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
28 March 2008 @ 03:01 am
I realize that the piano lessons that I took as a child never truly wore off. Sometimes, when I'm typing, my hands seem to think that they're playing a piano instead of typing up a report or whatever it is that I'm doing that day.

I just found that interesting.

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
14 March 2008 @ 06:23 pm
Happy sigh.  
Every time I clean, I realize exactly how much I love Swiffer. Because I can get so busy, dust tends to accumulate to a...well, a near frightening degree. But when I finally find time to clean, this product never ceases to amaze me.

Not to mention, when fully extended, the Swiffer duster is a perfect balance to use for baton twirling.

...I think I've said too much.

Sir Integra Wingates Swiffer Hellsing
Current Location: my happy swiffer place
Current Music: Amore - Morandi
Integra Hellsing
20 February 2008 @ 10:13 pm
The other day I was minding my own buisness in my room. Alucard was out on one mission or another when I realize I forgot to tell him something before he left. So, naturally, I pick up the phone on my dresser and dial him.


Alucard: *picks up, heavily accented* So. How much does a polar bear weigh?

Me: ...*sits stunned for quite a while before laughing* I hate you.

Alucard: *grinning* No, really! How much does a polar bear weigh?

The question, followed by a series of "I hate you"s ensued for quite some time as I went to the kitchen to get a drink, trying to be quiet so I wouldn't wake Seras.

Finally, while trying very very hard not to make it obvious how much I'm laughing (Damn his infectious grin), I concede.

Me: Alright, I don't know. How much does a polar bear weigh?

Alucard: *still accented* Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Vlad.


There are days, my friends, when I don't know whether I want to kiss him or kill him.

Note to self: If you ever forget to tell him to get milk, let it go.

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
11 February 2008 @ 04:08 pm
I just recieved a book in the mail entitled "Shut Up and Drink Your Blood".

It's extremely cheesy and ridiculous, but there are a handful of things that actually made me laugh, the name included.

I just had to share the absurdity of that. I'll bet it was Alucard's doing. I need to keep him away from my computer when I'm gone.

Sir Integra Hellsing
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Integra Hellsing
15 January 2008 @ 10:24 am
So after about a day or so, I finally got this working to my liking. Immeasurable thanks go to [info]cosmicdesign. I could not have done it without you!!

Nothing to update at the moment. It's rare to find me actually active anywhere, as I try to keep myself busy at the office. This will mostly be a friends-only journal. Just a place to vent my thoughts and frustrations of every day life as it has become. I may do the same publically, but it will probably be a rarity.

That seems to be all.

Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
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