20 February 2008 @ 10:13 pm
The other day I was minding my own buisness in my room. Alucard was out on one mission or another when I realize I forgot to tell him something before he left. So, naturally, I pick up the phone on my dresser and dial him.


Alucard: *picks up, heavily accented* So. How much does a polar bear weigh?

Me: ...*sits stunned for quite a while before laughing* I hate you.

Alucard: *grinning* No, really! How much does a polar bear weigh?

The question, followed by a series of "I hate you"s ensued for quite some time as I went to the kitchen to get a drink, trying to be quiet so I wouldn't wake Seras.

Finally, while trying very very hard not to make it obvious how much I'm laughing (Damn his infectious grin), I concede.

Me: Alright, I don't know. How much does a polar bear weigh?

Alucard: *still accented* Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Vlad.


There are days, my friends, when I don't know whether I want to kiss him or kill him.

Note to self: If you ever forget to tell him to get milk, let it go.

Sir Integra Hellsing
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Alucard: Vlad[info]alucard on February 21st, 2008 11:42 am (UTC)
You want me.
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Integra Hellsing: Um (sidestep)[info]integra on February 21st, 2008 11:44 am (UTC)
That's the one.
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[info]cosmicdesign on February 22nd, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
how much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to eat your face.
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Integra Hellsing: What. (colored)[info]integra on February 25th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
Oh Jesus!
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