Integra Hellsing
04 June 2008 @ 02:11 pm
From yesterday  
I've forgotten what I said to spur this, but I'm still laughing about it today.

[info]alucard: What, is that a crack about how I don't have a heart?
[info]integra: You have a heart!
[info]alucard: I've impaled thousands!
[info]integra: You have a heart, you just don't have a whole lot of patience.
[info]alucard: . . .

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
06 May 2008 @ 09:51 pm
Another conversation  
[info]alucard: I choked on my own throat.
[info]alucard: Man, the pros and cons of being immortal number 23852: You cant die, but you /can/ be an idiot.
[info]integra: that is going somew2here
[info]alucard: You should put it somew7here.
[info]integra: you know what you can do?
[info]alucard: Somew3here great.
[info]alucard: Wha9t can i do?
[info]integra: don't you have some spit to choke on?
[info]alucard: ...

Sir Integra Hellsing
Integra Hellsing
28 April 2008 @ 11:51 am
Conversing with the immortal.  
[info]integra: mm, my eyes are getting sreeepy
[info]alucard: Psh, SLEEP IS FOR HUMANS.
[info]alucard: ...
[info]alucard: Oh, right.
[info]integra: ...
[info]alucard: Sorry.
[info]alucard: :/
[info]integra: well, you know...
[info]integra: we CAN remedy that...
[info]alucard: Nope, we cant.
[info]integra: psht
[info]integra: only because you won't get rid of that perverted coffin of yours
[info]alucard: I can only please one human per day, today is not your day. Tomorrow isnt looking good either.
[info]integra: how many other humans have you been pleasing?!
[info]alucard: Oh, lets see here... NONE.
[info]integra: oh the future isn't looking good for you, my friend
[info]alucard: I'm not sure if you realize this.. But I'm a snail right now. A snail. Not a dog, or a bat, or mist, or even rats but a snail. And thats just awful.
[info]integra: well you should have thought of that before you said you were pleasing other humans.
[info]integra: and i wouldn't have had to say snailucard snailucard snailucard
[info]integra: so you see how this is your own doing
[info]alucard: . . . I hate you.
[info]alucard: So much.
[info]integra: you want me.

Sir Integra Hellsing