29 May 2008 @ 04:29 am
So, I see that our new mercenary has found himself a journal here too.

Hello, Frenchman.

Sir Integra Hellsing
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pip[info]pip on May 29th, 2008 09:41 am (UTC)
But of course!

How else should I keep tabs on the lovely ladies of the Hellsing organization, eh?
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Integra Hellsing: Over shoulder[info]integra on May 29th, 2008 09:44 am (UTC)
Haha, ever the charmer ♥ Tell me, have you heard any word from our Police Girl?
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pip[info]pip on May 29th, 2008 09:47 am (UTC)
Mmm, that one, I think she is avoiding me.

She plays coy, but I know better. Much like you, yes?
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Integra Hellsing: Grin[info]integra on May 29th, 2008 09:56 am (UTC)
I can't imagine why. Why don't you try sending her flowers? Perhaps saying hello before you reach for her chest may also help your chances.

Haha, no, I don't play coy. I will shoot anyone that tries anything funny. I still shoot Alucard almost daily. For him it's only a minor inconvenience. For humans, it is slightly less so.

You are lucky that you picked the right one, sir! ♥ I'm sure she'll come around.
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pip[info]pip on May 29th, 2008 10:01 am (UTC)
What can I say? She is a very sexy lady. Although roses are not a bad idea..

Speaking of roses, the ones with the sharpest thorns are oft the most beautiful and the most rewarding to reach.

Maybe he is merely trying to observe your beautiful...

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Integra Hellsing: Twisted love nuzzle[info]integra on May 29th, 2008 10:13 am (UTC)
She is also very important to the organization, and I am very protective of her. Be sure you're in it for the right reasons before you try anything with her, lest you have an angry British woman after you!

I think she would enjoy roses. She also seems to be the plush animal type.

Alucard? Oh yes, he's been trying to do more than "observe" my "petals" for years now. He would be much more successful in his attempts if they didn't include turning into a flying lamp that yells "DRINK MY BLOOD".

And they wonder why my cigars are listed as a work-related expense.
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pip[info]pip on May 29th, 2008 10:19 am (UTC)
What a good idea, a plush animal.

I'm not going to inquire what that means. I'm not sure I'd like to get into the inner workings of that relationship.. I don't even think I could understand it.

Can I get my cigarettes written off as well?
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Integra Hellsing: Textured M (Master)[info]integra on May 29th, 2008 10:33 am (UTC)
I think it would be a safe assumption for a gift for her.

You know, I don't think I understand it nine tenths of the time. I just know that Alulamp is an instant migraine.

I can certainly see what I can do about that. How many of the Wild Geese need cigarettes? I think if there is a larger demand, the request will have a better chance.
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pip[info]pip on May 29th, 2008 10:38 am (UTC)
I will see.. you never know.

Thanks for the advice on Seras. You know, some of the soldiers joke about you being an ice queen, but that's hardly true at all it would seem!
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Integra Hellsing: Smirk[info]integra on May 29th, 2008 10:43 am (UTC)
Of course. If you truly mean well with our little Police Girl, you could be good for her. And, of course, a happy Seras is a marginally less homicidal Integra.

Haha, yes well. We all have our moments, do we not? I'd prefer to be fairly accessible to my subordinates so that we may run smoothly. I don't want you boys planning a mutiny at such a crucial time, afterall.
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pip: pic#104329[info]pip on May 29th, 2008 10:47 am (UTC)
It's nice to have your blessing. I will work on getting her.

I caught you in a relaxed mood, no? Are you drinking? can I join you if so?
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Integra Hellsing: Red relaxation[info]integra on May 29th, 2008 10:56 am (UTC)
You have my full blessing as long as you don't plan on using our little Police Girl for one thing. Should you try that, I will find you.

It seems that you have. It is decidedly early, isn't it? I haven't been drinking much aside from my nightly half glass of red wine before bed. Although the next time I am, I'm sure you'll hear about it. Apparently I get very friendly when I'm drunk. Not overly friendly, of course, but I'm sure I'll try to rope someone into karaoke.

I really am my father's daughter.
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pip[info]pip on May 29th, 2008 11:01 am (UTC)
Ah, despite my nature I really do only have eyes for her.

Elle est mon ange..

That should be fun! I'd think you were a scotch lady, myself..
I suppose we will see if you can hold your alcohol.
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Integra Hellsing: Grin[info]integra on May 29th, 2008 11:04 am (UTC)
Then I give you my full blessing.

Haha, is that a challenge?
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pip[info]pip on May 29th, 2008 11:06 am (UTC)

But of course...! Let us see you live up to your words.
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Integra Hellsing: Mischevious[info]integra on May 29th, 2008 11:07 am (UTC)
Oh you are so on, Frenchman.
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pip[info]pip on May 29th, 2008 11:08 am (UTC)
I cannot wait. You know where to find me.
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Integra Hellsing: The throne is always mine[info]integra on May 29th, 2008 11:09 am (UTC)
That I do! Prepare to eat your words.
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