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Alucard
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31 August 2009 @ 05:48 am
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I have about a million new icons (thanks, Master!) so now I want to use them.

Since the Nazis seem to have stolen the butler again, I guess that just leaves you, doesn't it?
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Integra Hellsing: [patch] .../stare.[info]integra on August 31st, 2009 10:57 am (UTC)
The Nazis didn't steal him, you idiot. Is this the thanks I get for working all night on the stupid pixels that you tormented me about? Agitating me about Walter for the thirteenth time this hour?

Honestly.
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Alucard: [normal] from the shadows[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 10:59 am (UTC)
What? I thanked you! I'm very grateful for your work!

Just like I'm sure the Nazis are grateful for the tea he's making them.
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Integra Hellsing: [ova] FIRE![info]integra on August 31st, 2009 10:59 am (UTC)
[BANG]
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Alucard: [normal] DO WANT![info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 11:01 am (UTC)
Cocoa?
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Integra Hellsing: [ova] scream[info]integra on August 31st, 2009 11:02 am (UTC)
IT'S NOT THE NAZIS YOU BLOODY TWIT!
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Alucard: [normal] do i dazzle you?[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 11:04 am (UTC)
Alright, then. Who is it?
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Integra Hellsing: [ova] bloodied cigar[info]integra on August 31st, 2009 11:04 am (UTC)
Floozies, probably.
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Alucard: [normal] give it all[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 11:11 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'll go with you on that.
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Alucard: [disguise] servant[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 11:15 am (UTC)
In that case, don't worry. If he wants to gallivant with floozies, I'll be your butler.

Would you care for a spot of tea, ma'am?
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Integra Hellsing: [young] shock[info]integra on August 31st, 2009 11:17 am (UTC)
Uh.

You're going to need to stop that.
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Alucard: [normal] sebastian eat your heart out[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 12:08 pm (UTC)
Why is that, my lady?
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Integra Hellsing: [ova] unafraid[info]integra on August 31st, 2009 12:11 pm (UTC)
I am seriously going to beat the living shit out of you in .3 seconds if you don't knock it the hell off.
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Alucard: [walter] damn baby[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 12:12 pm (UTC)
Tisk tisk, such language. Do you kiss your butler with that mouth?

...if not, would you like to?
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Integra Hellsing: [young] what (close)[info]integra on August 31st, 2009 12:13 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!
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Alucard: [disguise] walter[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 12:21 pm (UTC)
I'm afraid I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about, ma'am. I only inquired about the nature of your language and what you're allowed to do with your mouth as a result.

Your lovely, lovely mouth.
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Integra Hellsing: [young] what. (colored)[info]integra on August 31st, 2009 12:22 pm (UTC)
Holy.

Mother.

Fuck.



I hate you with the fires of a thousand suns. There is nothing good about who you are or what you do.
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Alucard: [disguise] walter[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 12:40 pm (UTC)
Sir Integra, I'm hurt. How can you say such things to someone that only exists to serve you?

Perhaps you're just stressed. Let's get you out of those constricting clothes and into a nice bath, shall we?
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Integra Hellsing: [ova] scream[info]integra on August 31st, 2009 12:41 pm (UTC)
ALUCARD SHUT THE GOD DAMNED HELL UP! YOU ARE NOT WALTER AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING ME OUT OF MY CLOTHES!
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Alucard: [normal] sex beam[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 12:42 pm (UTC)
Why not? Are you afraid you'll like it?

I won't be offended if you call out his name, just as long as you don't mind me doing the same ♥
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Integra Hellsing: [young] ugh[info]integra on August 31st, 2009 12:44 pm (UTC)
I am leaving. I hope you fall down a flight of stairs on your way back to the basement and land on a stake doused in holy water.
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Alucard: [normal] GUNS F YEAH[info]alucard on August 31st, 2009 12:45 pm (UTC)
LOVE YOU TOO, BABY! ♥
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