Houzuki Suigetsu

"Yeah, yeah, just leave one."


[ooc; specify text, voice mail, etc. :D]

( hay baby hay baby hay )

It's so nice to be alive and tilde-ing another day~~~

By the way, pasty one, I found you a new friend. His name is Tony. Treat him kindly.

And you owe me a shit ton of yogurt. No, make that a shit ton and a half.

Ahhhh...so pretty...

True story: a dog ate my homework.

I got it back, by the way, after a showdown of epic- and slobbery -proportions. Automatic A, am I right. (Answer is yes.)


And in other random news, I discovered a kickass bruise that looks kinda like Italy on my stomach. You should come examine it, Yamanaka.

OH MY GOD THE FUCKER WON'T GO IN.


[ooc; lol you'll...see...]

Bandwagon, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Just so we're clear.


In any event, if you have questions or whatnot about this douchebag here, feel free to ask. Aaaanything goes. But as a disclaimer, uhhhhhh, my essays tend to fly off in many different directions and I do A LOT OF WINGING. :'D





/gnaws on Ruxi

So.

We can now add hair gel to the list of Things That Sasuke Owns That Suck a Lot (which currently includes the piece of shit couch).

I'm like, half convinced a colony of sentient beings is going to sprout up on my head.


MY HAIR IS ALL CLUMPED, MAN. THIS CRAP IS IMPERVIOUS TO WATER AND CHLORINE. WHERE THE HELL DO YOU BUY YOUR BEAUTY PRODUCTS.




And why is there no strawberry yogurt in the fridge.