11:39 @weaverandom *tries hardest to be comfy like pillow* <3 #

11:40 @tamjamz YES AND WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD. You print the pamphlets, and I'll saturate the future serial killers. :D #

19:38 @tamjamz You hunt down the established ones and pretend to be dead then suddenly leap up and say "surprise" and give them a pamphlet! #

19:39 @tamjamz Meanwhile, I have contacts in the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, and I bet I can steal a portal thing to get us into fiction :D #

21:38 QOTD: "'Failed' does not rhyme with 'penis'." So now you know, and knowing is half the battle. #

21:52 @lienne I'd ask my brother, but I am afraid of what the answer would be. o_o #

21:59 QOTD: "So let me get this straight: you can believe in dinosaurs but not in poverty?" "That's rubbish. Dinosaurs didn't have any money!" #

22:05 QOTD: "Stop humping my corpse! There is literally nothing left for you to teabag!" #