| Ooh, this looks like fun... |
[Jun. 27th, 2006|06:01 pm] |
Yeah, I nicked this meme thingy from ![[info]](https://www.scribbld.com/img/userinfo.gif) fondued_jicama. It is spiffy. ^_^
Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. Frodo Baggins
2. Gollum
3. Erik
4. Hermione Granger
5. Jack Spicer
6. Tenth Doctor
7. Jackie Tyler
8. A Dalek
9. A Nazgul
10. Voldemort
11. Rincewind
12. Arthur Dent
>>1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Oh, wow. Er… the Doctor or Rincewind? Well, the Doctor, I think. He certainly knows a lot more. XD Though… actually, Rincewind is a Professor, isn’t he? Of Cruel and Unusual Geography, iirc. I don’t think he’s taught any classes, though… mostly sits and labels rocks… So. I think the Doctor would probably make a better college professor. As to his subject: either Science (alien biology: why two hearts are better than one) or Maths (focusing on the fourth dimension and how to bypass it).
>>2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Nah. She’s cool though… I mean, she’s a bookworm! We’re like soulmates! ^_^
>>3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Arthur Dent sends a Dalek on a mission… oh dear. That could lead to some interesting fireworks… Okay, Daleks have a need to follow orders, so let’s just say this one goes along with it. Arthur sends it out to get some tea, and the Dalek rips apart half a planet, kills a bunch of innocent tea-ladies and smashes the kettle. No tea for poor Arthur. XD
>>4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Nine is… a Nazgul. Hey, I didn’t realise that when I was choosing them… must’ve been fate. But a Nazgul’s favourite book? Wait, I know this one! “How to serve hobbit”. ^_^
>>5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Gollum to the Doctor, I reckon. I definitely can’t see it happening the other way around. And it’s not unprecedented for Gollum, is it? I mean, if the Doctor had him tied up with Elvish rope in a blasted landscape teeming with Orcs…
>>6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Jack Spicer needs a roommate! Line up, line up! Hoo boy, the poor guy has to choose between Voldemort and a Nazgul. He’s going to get the worst of it either way… but I think he would choose our very own dear old Dark Lord, seeing as he has aspirations that way himself. He’d probably hope to get tips off him or something. Poor old Jack. ^_^
>>7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Gollum, Jackie Tyler and Arthur Dent? Well, it’s pretty much a given what Gollum would be steering the conversation to. (“Preciousss… we must find our Preciousss… Nice salmon, by the way… Preciousss…”) But anyway, I have no idea what Arthur likes cuisine-wise, but Jackie seems to like takeaway and Gollum’s quite the fish fan, so let’s send them to a Chinese restaurant. Arthur can have green tea. XD And I don’t think Gollum would actually be all that conversational, but I can see Jackie and Arthur making small talk, then Jackie spilling soy sauce on Arthur’s shirt “by accident” and inviting him back to her flat to “get cleaned up”. Cue Arthur getting terribly scared. Poor bloke.
>>8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Erik challenges Voldemort to a duel. The Dark Lord has been eyeing up Christine! Erik lures him down into the tunnels beneath the opera house… advantage: Erik! POW! Voldemort casts Avada Kedavera, but the Phantom is already gone! FOOM! Out of the darkness comes a fiery blast, but Voldemort Disapperates into another tunnel before it hits him! SLAM! Voldemort fires off curses into the shadows, but is unable to see Erik! SWISH! Erik lays the smackdown on Voldemort with his Punjab Lasso! Ding ding ding! Should’ve had your hand at the level of your eyes, biyatch. ^_^
>>9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back?
What would be a Dalek’s most precious possession? Er… its body! Okay, so Frodo somehow manages to get the little squidgy Dalek thing out of its robot body, and runs off laughing. The Dalek… er… flops about for a bit, and then… well, gets trodden on or something. Dude, it just became about 5899% less threatening. _
>>10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
“Tea for Two” XD
>>11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
OMG! An author has written an implausible crossover, splicing together the worlds of Hogwarts and Middle-earth! But this is no ordinary Suethor… this is a PPCer gone crazy! She targets the ordinarily least-affected of the continuums, resulting in Neville going emo, Gimli falling in love with Glorfindel and the Giant Squid turning pink. Only Hermione and Frodo can save the day, with her amazing knowledge and his big blue eyes!
>>12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Jackie rocks! W00t! I was worried for a second there I’d have to put up with a Nazgul. O.o So, yeah, we’d get along great: we’d call for a Chinese takeaway or a pizza, and spend the weekend fangirling anything that moves. XD
>>13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Teach me to sing, O Angel of Music! ^_^
>>14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Er… not that I know of.
>>15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Gollum? Oh, he’d probably go for Jack Spicer over Hermione. If only because Hermione would probably think he was some kind of maltreated house-elf and coo over him, whilst Jack would just let him do whatever. Although, come to think of it, he might like the attention… hmm… I shall think on this.
>>16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
He wouldn’t shout. He probably wouldn’t even charge. He’d be more likely to taunt. You know, the whole “bow to death, Harry” thing.
>>17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Some kind of heavy metal music, or rock or something… can’t think of a specific song, though.
>>18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
So Frodo, the Doctor and Arthur Dent are going for the pancake… Arthur’s still traumatised after the soy sauce incident, so he backs down. Frodo’s nice and stuff, so I reckon he’ll let the Doctor have the pancake. Woot.
>>19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
“What has it got in its pocketssss? A wand, or is it just pleased to see usss?” XD
>>20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Trying to take over the world. Just like Pinky and the Brain. ^_^
>>21. What is 6's secret?
He’s actually omnisexual, but it’d break Rose’s heart to find that out, so he flirts with anything that moves in order to throw her off the scent. This is all entirely true.
>>22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Rincewind vs. a Nazgul in a race, eh? Well, it’d depend on whether the Nazgul had its fell beast or not. With one, it’d win hands down. But without… well, Rincewind is best known as an accelerating spot on the horizon… XD
>>23. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three.
OMG. So Frodo and a Nazgul put aside their differences (uh-huh) in order to save the world from the evil organization headed by the well-known villain Hermione Granger. They are joined and spied on by Rincewind, whilst Hermione kidnaps poor old Arthur Dent (he always seems to get the worst of these things…). Jack Spicer advises them to seek out the help of the Phantom of the Opera, who lends them his Punjab Lasso and l33t singing skillz in order to save the world. And I have to name this crazy fic? Lordy… er…
“Unlikely Alliances” (I know, it sucks)
Or: “Gumbo Ghoulash” (Because there’s a whole lotta stuff mixed up in there… and… it sounds cool.)
Or, told from the POV of Rincewind: “Turn Coat and Run”
>>24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Well, a Dalek packs more punch, but Jackie is no wimp either and at least I’d be sure she wouldn’t suddenly exterminate me. ^_^
…Dang, is that it? That was fun! ^_^ |
|
|
