| "Last of the Time Lords" |
[Jul. 3rd, 2007|09:41 pm] |
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I owe you guys whatever ill-defined sum of money we were betting.
1. Nice beginning, with Martha going about and being awesome. Love that she'd become a legend. Finally, she was getting some recognition for her amazingness! :D
2. The Master. Woah. He dances about and is mad and win!
3. Old!Doctor is... meh. Gollum!Doctor is... oh lord, Rusty, what were you smoking?
4. MARTHAAAA! :D
5. No, seriously. Get a clue, Doctor. The woman loves you. Get over Rose, the constant comparisons are making me dislike her.
6. Case in point: "In the old days you had companions who could absorb the Time Vortex!" Hush, Master. Anyway, how'd you know that?
7. Wherefore did Tom die? (Uh, his name was Tom, right?) No really, wtf? That was one of the most pointless and underemphasized character deaths I have ever seen and I've watched POTC:AWE.
8. No, really, Doctor, how many short planks are you thick as? MARTHA LOVES YOU AND ALSO SHE IS AWESOME, KTHANKS.
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11. ...Blue floaty whaaa?
12. Cowering Master whaa?
13. I like how the ball things were the humans. Poor things.
14. GET A CLUE, DOCTOR WHO. This shall be my new slogan.
15. Ahahaha, Martha, you pwn.
16. Oh, please, Master, stop living in the past. Brightly-coloured plot-coupon liquids that do x because The Writers Said So are so last decade. xD
17. ...having said that, I didn't realise it was a ruse either. Did think it was out of keeping with the spirit of Who or... something, though.
18. The end of the episode is a blur. In fact, much of it is. How could such a fantastic series have such a sucky finale?
19. Ahahahahaha. Martha > everyone. Uh, Doctor, you do realise why she left, don't you? That whole "you're nice BUT YOU'RE NOT REPLACING ROSE and you're good BUT ROSE COULD DO IT BETTER" thing?
10. But. BUT. Martha better have plenty of episodes in the future. (Like, our real future, not programme-future. Or something.) Or else.
11. JACK = BOE WTF? "Okay, bye... oh, before I go: random backstory!" Okay, if there had been buildup or hints or something, but tacked-on as it was: WTF?
12. Plot hole #1: Jack turns into a giant face?
13. Plot hole #2: Why did Boe not flirt with everything that didn't run away fast enough?
14. I... seem to be remembering things in the wrong order... ah well.
15. In keeping with this, what's with the ring at the Master's pyre? I mean, obviously it's along the lines of a horcrux or time-watch or something so that he can come back in the future, but still: whut?
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THERE IS A HOLE IN THE TARDIS.
Hands up who says Steven Moffat should write the next series finale? |
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