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[Aug. 5th, 2007|05:06 pm] |
Icons!
+ 28 Heroes, mainly "6 Months Ago" and the season finale. A couple of variations and a lot of experimenting. (I downloaded the Gimp! But it's hard! :D)
+ 9 of Violet Parr from The Incredibles.
Preview:
  
( This is the story of a girl / Who cried a river and drowned the whole world / And though she looks so sad in photographs / I absolutely love her when she smiles. )
And:
1. Zaphod Beeblebrox
2. Dobby
3. Twoflower
4. Granny Weatherwax
5. Mr Muggles
6. Visser Three
7. Sylar
8. Harry Potter
9. Bakshi!Witch-king
10. Zazu
11. Reepicheep
12. The Librarian
13. Captain Jack Sparrow
14. Dalek Sec
15. Mr Bennet
![[info]](https://www.scribbld.com/img/userinfo.gif) freetheelves2 was interested to know:
(a) YOU + 8 + 1 + 13 + 4 = ?
- ORGY OF AWESOME
- ORGY OF ON-BED-NO-SHOES
- OMG TAMARA WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???
(a) Orgy of WTF as Zaphod and Jack go at it like crazy drunken rabbits at least one part of which is not a metaphor, whilst Harry Potter and I just look kinda disturbed and shout a lot noisily and Granny Weatherwax doesn't stand for any of it. Shoes go flying everywhere.
(b) LET'S SAY 7 WANTED TO PULL A VOLDY AND SPLIT THEIR SOUL IN 7. WHO WOULD 7 MURDER TO CREATE THEIR HORCRUXES, AND WHAT WOULD THE PIECES OF THEIR SOUL BE STORED IN??
(b) Sylar would kill Mr Bennet's whole family right off the bat, or as soon as he could, that being a total of four; it would be five but Mr Muggles is spared 'cause Sylar is Mr Muggles's bitch for realz. The rest of the Horcruxes are powered by the murders of Visser Three (to kill two soul-cracking, power-taking birds with one stone, so to speak), Harry Potter (because anything Voldie can't do, Sylar can do better), and Zazu (for trying to boss Sylar around).
Then! Oh, then! Horcrux the first would go into his wristwatch, because. The second is in his coat, because because. The third is in that big chunk of crystal which he chucks into the Marina the Mariana a very deep underwater trench, 'cause he likes being grand and imposing, but he likes staying alive more. The third goes in the left shoe of a pair of converse. The fourth goes in his boyfriend, who doesn't even notice. The fifth goes in a star, 'cause he reads his own fanfic and/or I’m feeling self-referential. The sixth goes in his nemesis, which is better-thought-out than you might first think Peter Petrelli, on the logic that, hello, THE MAN CANNOT DIE no matter how many rooftops he throws himself off of.
The seventh and final Horcrux would go into Mr Muggles, who is secretly immortal, y'all.
(c) 9 WANTS TO GET IN ON A RPS CHYLAR RPG. WHO IS HE/SHE PLAYING AND WHY??? HOW DOES 9 FEEL ABOUT ALL OF THIS? HOW DOES 9 FEEL ABOUT 2'S AND 5'S INVOLVEMENT?? WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING?? WOULD THEY MEET UP AND WOULD THERE BE BUTTSECKS/SECKS???
(c) The Bakshi!Witch-king is a crazy freak and wants to play the pretty one, who is obvs Erick Avari Zach, but gets into a fight with Dobby over who is prettier 'cuz they are both in deep denial. Both are pwned by Mr Muggles who can see into the future and opts to play his own soon-to-be partner in crime. Mr Muggles, who has ultimate power over everything, chooses the Bakshi!Witch-king to be Erick because the Bakshi!Witch-king is evil and powerful whereas Dobby is merely powerful. The Bakshi!Witch-king feels robbed but accepts Mr Muggles as his master because Mr Muggles could whup the Bakshi!Witch-king's current master's ass. (Well he COULD!) Despite the small size of one party and the undeadness of the other, there is much energetic buttsecks involving innocent fruit and Dobby films it.
threthiel9 was dying to find out:
9 WISHES TO DIRECT A PORNO WITH 7, 3, AND 11. WHO'S TOP, WHO IS BOTTOM, AND WHAT IS THE THIRD ONE DOING?
(a) The Bakshi!Witch-king is heavily into S&M, frighteningly enough, and it all looks a little dangerous, but luckily Sylar is into it too and it all works out with Sylar quite definitely on top and Twoflower on the bottom with exclamations of 'gosh' and 'isn't this exciting' and trying to take pictures to show his grandchildren the poor little buggers. Reepicheep gets lost at first, but luckily his sword is longer than he is tall and so he gets quite a few jabs in.
14 AND 2 GET MARRIED. HOW MANY KIDS DO THEY HAVE AND WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
(b) Dalek Sec and Dobby decide not to procreate for the sake of the children, and also out of a lingering fear of mpreg. Instead they adopt two children, who grow up mentally scarred, at least in part because their names are Wibble and Ket.
5, 8, AND 12 GET A LITTLE TOO DRUNK AT THE BAR ONE NIGHT AND DECIDE TO DO GROUP KARAOKE. WHAT DO THEY SING?
(c) The evening starts with a slightly predictable 'Who Let The Dogs Out', but later, as the really heavy drinking sets in, out come various songs about wizards and the interesting uses to which they can put their wands. Oh, and the Hedgehog Song. And the Librarian's monosyllabic vocabulary does not impede his enthusiasm for songs about wizards' staffs with knobs on the ends.
Incidentally, Harry Potter is the first to get totally smashed, the Librarian follows some time later after throwing peanuts at everyone till they bought him free drinks, and Mr Muggles IS IMPERVIOUS TO ALCOHOL, y'all.
airofmystery was curious to discover:
Mr Bennet and Zaphod are married. Harry and Zaphod are having an affair, so Mr Bennet gets a divorce. Who would he marry: the Librarian, Dobby or Visser Three?
(a) Zaphod is far too much of a wildcat to be tied down to anyone, so he gets 8 really drunk one day just to ease the boredom. Mr Bennet kind of shouldn't have been married to him anyway, but oddly enough he's developed a taste for polygamy and thus seeks out another marriage. Out of the three fine specimens of somethinghood offered him, he very nearly gives up and goes back to being heterosexual. But he's a determined guy, and so considers each in turn. He passes over the Librarian, much to the Librarian's disappointment, because with one obvious exception he's not into bestiality. Dobby is just... no offence, Dobby, but ew. Visser Three he dismisses as too evil by far, and then he's right back to the Librarian, who despite occasional fits of fury at least has a generally quiet nature and shares his peanuts.
...those took ages. *collapses* |
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