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[Oct. 4th, 2007|02:56 pm] |
![[info]](https://www.scribbld.com/img/userinfo.gif) heroes_meta for Episode 2: Lizards
In the previouslies: Kensei is Jack Sparrow! Mohinder’s learned to be a spy! Kaito gets deaded! West is cryptic! Matt wins at life! Molly doesn’t like veggie pizza! Maya and Alejandro keep up the weekly incest quota! Peter loses his memory and his shirt, perhaps even in that order!
Then a guy who looks weirdly like Ando wakes him up, and so now he’s semi-naked and wet and tied up. …I should probably feel some reaction to this. Does it come in Quinto?
Ahaha, wonder how long it’ll take them to work out he heals up from whatever they throw at him?
“Where am I?” “On a collision course with MY FIST!” *more punching*
The Irish guys say “oiPoods”. I should probably find this less funny than I do.
Jeez, Milo, you might want to stop bouncing around in that chair, it looks like you’ve got red ants in your underwear.
WHEE. BEST TITLE THINGY EVAR. :D
Also, Sandra Bennet is full of win.
Oooh, Bennet’s look is pure DEATH when Claire’s all “it’s easy for you to be boring!”. He’s just so tempted to go “well ACTUALLY I ninja’d my new boss and sent Mohindy to spy on my old ones, so LA.”
D’aww. He finds it frustrating being morally purple.
…Um, are they eating off paper plates? O_o
Ahaha, you tell him, Sandra. HRG, you want to go off being badass and plan-making and occasionally Splinter Cell again, you do it with your family or not at all.
Awww! I so badly want Matt to do well as a detective. He is just awesome and he deserved this so very much. STFU, Molly, using his power so isn’t cheating.
Detective: “You know someone who can do that?”
Matt: “Well, there was this one case at some Homecoming ceremony where two guys fell off a roof and only one was still there… Then there’s a guy who can fly, and a girl who can heal, and one guy who can do both… I think they’re all coming back for this season, too. So yes. PWNED. :D”
Yay, Matt ‘n’ Ando! They so should’ve tag-teamed in last season’s finale. I want them to start comparing notes. “Then I got there and Sylar tried to cut my head off…” “O hay, I remember your footprint in cold dead Isaac’s blood! BFFs!”
Otsu… doesn’t look all that destroyed, actually. Didn’t it burn down last episode? Hiro can’t have gone back in time, ‘cause Kensei remembers him. …Which is actually a surprise in and of itself, given that he appears to have gotten entirely rat-arsed. XD
Ahaha, “scary white man”. Hiro, I love you.
Hiro: I RUINED HISTORY O NOES *FLAIL*
Kensei: You look like a fish.
Hiro: YOU SHOULD BE A LEGEND *FLAIL*
Kensei: Lol, carp.
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…Jeez, Hiro, don’t drown the man. XD
Yaaay! Wow, Hiro’s surprisingly good at riding a horse. You know, for someone wearing his own weight in armour who’s probably never touched a horse in his life. XD
Lizards now? I could have sworn this class started out as Chemistry.
West looks so completely amazed that Claire’s, you know, talking. XD
Yeeeeah, Claire. That’s what HRG meant by not drawing attention to yourself. Suuuure.
Maya and Alejandro are twins? Okay, that seals it, his power is totally to negate hers. For serious.
Have they, like, never been apart in their entire lives, then?
Come on, Peter, TK through the rope. If Sylar can cut through bone then you can manage a couple little knots, eh?
Ahaha, I love Caitlyn already. “So you’ve got amnesia? Whatever. Superpowers? Yup. Gonna be beaten to a pulp? Good luck with that.”
Ooh, Haiti! …Waitaminute, if it’s the Haitian who’s sick I will be so annoyed. Tim Kring, if you kill off the Haitian I will personally hamstring you. >.>
Since when does Mo speak French?
IT IIIIIIIS. IT’S LARRY THE HAITIAN. TIM KRING, I HATE YOU.
Oh, my God, there are no words I can put to Hiro’s storyline that can do justice to its awesomeness. He is just so obviously having the time of his life defeating all those samurai with his sweet time-bending skills, and his little fingerwiggle and his “I am big hero!” laugh, and then he’s all “you should write this in the history books!”, and then the swordsmith’s daughter! And the cherry blossom! And it’s so fairytale and he totally knows the legend off by heart and win win win win love love win ♥ ♥ ♥
O hay, D.L. lives on in Peter’s wrists. How about that.
Love how Caitlyn is trying to bluff the bad guys while she gets a gun all sneaky-like. She’s a barrel of awesome, for real and true.
Ha-HA! PETER PETRELLI IS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES.
Seriously, I now officially love amnesiac!Peter. I was afraid he’d just redo the whole “these powers, let me stress about them” arc from the first season, but instead he’s throwing people into walls and electrocuting them and being generally badass! Season One Peter would never slam someone into a wall, come on. Unless it was maybe Sylar or Nathan but not for that reason.
AAAAAAAAAAAH WEST’S A STALKER D:
But, West, I still love you. You remind me… weird as hell, but you remind me a little bit of Gabriel Gray, wtf. O_o Also your linguistic incompetence brings new life to the fact that every single evolved human in existence seems to have read Chandra’s book. XD
But don’t try and pick her up with the book, really. Zach’s done that already, and you’re not yet as awesome as him.
I feel the need to repeat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAW HIRO ILY.
Yaaay, Larry the Haitian lives!
…Uh-oh. Um, Mohinder, you might not want to go gabbing about who your bosses are to this guy…
…Too late. Wow, poor Mo, that change thing even confused me and I’m in the audience. XD But how come he forgot when MidasBob was standing right there? Can the Haitian kind of set your memory to wipe itself at a certain point? Can he stop it from working altogether so that you only live in an instant at a time? GOD THAT MAN IS COOL. :D
EYEBLEED D:
AND WTF, ALEJANDRO. HOW’D YOU DO THAT? WHY DIDN’T YOU DO IT BEFORE? YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAININ’ TO DO, CHUM.
Wow, if he overloads on that black stuff, some bad shit could go down. Their powers just give me the foreshadowing shivers, that’s all I’m saying.
…You left the car unlocked? Stand by for the Bennetsplosion.
She wasn’t sleeping with him… NOT FOR A LONG TIME? ADJSWTFBBQSTGL?
WOAH, ANGELA > THE WORLD. If I were Matt, that “get out of my head!” would be giving me nightmares for months to come. XD
Wait, Matt must know what happened at Kirby Plaza, he might have been unconscious but he would have asked… how comes he’s not all “omg zombie!Nathan”? Or at least staring at his beard a little?
HO’ SHIT MRS PETRELLI! SHE’S BEING KILLED BY A POWER OUTAGE!
Shit, it’s like… a werewolf or something? If it’s all one guy even doing these murders alone, even if it’s not Sauron with his I can see you there is no life in the Void, he must have a buttload of powers at his disposal. And if someone can make Angela Petrelli freak out, I am officially fucking scared of him. It’s like watching season 1 for the first time and seeing Sylar in every shadow. O___O
OFFICIAL CRACK THEORY: Hawaiian-shirt!Sylar is actually floating in a test tube somewhere (hence “so none of this is real”), along with a bunch of other unfortunate heroes, and all of them are being leeched of their powers which are fed into this other guy when needed. IT’S CANON NOW, YO.
Ooh, Ricky has a Blue Suitcase little box full of Peter! Man, bribed with your own identity. And it means that he gets to kick some more ass when they go a-robbing. I officially love the new PeterPlot. XD
(DAMN YOU, various Suitcase Files authors! When Ricky said about love letters I immediately thought of the ones Gabe was passing in class. THEY’RE CANON NOW! DAMN YOU I SAY. XDD)
AHAHAHA KENSEI ILY. ♥ ♥ ♥ “And what exactly did I do… on this day?” *armfold* *fish faces*
HO’ SHIT WHUT? This is some kind of funky time trick, right? What might happen? Or Hiro’s going to change it? Or… holy crap, Kensei really did just die. WHAT THE HELL. D:
…Oh, wait, he’s Claire 2.0. XD
Except his works differently, apparently. He actually died before they healed up, so I guess it’s not quite as… immediate as Claire’s is. He is Super-Resurrecto Man!
EEEE IT’S THE 3 M’S. I LOVE YOU ALL. I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. XD
BENNET/HAITIAN OTP ♥ ♥ ♥
GOD CLAIRE NO NOT ON THE SOFA! D:
I seriously thought it wasn’t going to grow back, what with the teacher saying about it being a useless digit or something. And West saw! Whilst being a stalker… again! (Seriously, he needs a hobby.) Well, now he knows. And they can talk about it, and make an Evolved Human Club at school, and host meetings on the best angle to fall off a building (it’s ‘up’) and how not to end up on an operating table.
And that’s it for another week!
WHERE THE HELL WAS SYLAR? HE WAS IN THE PREVIEW. I FEEL MISINFORMED AND CHEATED AND I WANT SOME SYLAR GOODNESS, DAMMIT. D:
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