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[Oct. 11th, 2007|11:17 am] |
![[info]](https://www.scribbld.com/img/userinfo.gif) heroes_meta for the episode WITH SYLAR IN IT. :D
PREVIOUSLY ON HEROES: Everyone loves Sylar! But he’s dead… OR IS HE? Isaac continues to tell the future from beyond the grave! Maya has runny mascara! Claire’s toes can fly! West is a stalker! PETER’S IDENTITY IS IN THE-THE BO-BOX DUN DUN DUN.
So the Irish guys replay the trailer a bit and set up Peter to do something cool. But what’s this? A traitor in their midst? :O Ricky, of course, trusts his brother’s word over that of the random stranger, which would be the logical and sensible thing to do if this wasn’t TV.
Maya and Alejandro decide to spice up their plotline by stealing a car right in front of a policeman and then acting all surprised when he objects. Hurrah!
O NOES and now Maya’s stranded on her own without her human beta blocker! Let’s hope she doesn’t kill anyone. Uh, else.
Ho’ crap. DL is so dead. I don’t want him to be, but he clearly is. I might cry.
XD When Niki says she can make sure Micah still sees his father, I have this mental image of her going split-screen-mirror again and coming back as DL instead of Jessica. It could so happen!
…Yup, there’s his grave. My sadness is lessened slightly by the revelation that he actually has a full name, wow.
Could’ve sworn that Kirby Plaza happened in 2006. Ah crap, now I have to revise my personal canon.
O HAI A BEACH. Who do we know who’s on a beach? OOH OOH I KNOW!
Daiquiri, Zachary?
Um, Candice? Michelle? Whatever the hell your name is now? Are you mentally challenged? More awesome people than you have died because they went “my powers, let me show you them” to Sylar. Sylar. The serial killer? The brain man? RINGING ANY BELLS IN THERE? >.>
God, though Sylar with illusions would be SO COOL. :D
And may I just add that Menacing Sylar equals Very Happy Caz. I have missed his glary eyes.
HOLY CRAP he’s in… um… well, let’s just say that if the Company is treating him again they’ve stuck him in one of their more down-market facilities. Wow, that looks painful as all hell. He has a frelling hole in his stomach, yo.
It’s the return of the waffles! Woo-hoo!
HRG + teddy bear = epic adorable!
Ahaha, unimpressed Mohinder is unimpressed. “Oh, for God’s sake, Matt. I’m starting to think you do that on purpose.”
Molly: “MOHINDER! THANK GOD! NO MORE VEGETABLE PIZZAS!” ♥
With Hiro in the past, Ando is selflessly filling in for his time-wasting. Go his tax yen at work!
Holy crap, Ando’s boss is scary. Looks like someone’s stuck fish-hooks in his mouth to stop him smiling. O_o
ANDO (reading): “Dear Ando, having a fantastic time in the past, please catch up the audience to my entire life story and then be a dear and just narrate my adventures, we’re running out of budget. Cuddles, Hiro.”
Yaaay, now Kensei can take out his heart and come back to life! Possibly. \o/
I love Hiro’s tone, all “um, no, it’s not a curse, wtf?”
Peter, you’re not a bloody Pokémon, quit making a fool of yourself yelling random power names. XD
Peter’s actually unwittingly helping the Company to conduct experiments on the positive effect of shirtlessness when attempting to call up supernatural powers.
There’s going to be some kind of twist to the box. We all know who Peter is already, so there’s going to be something unexpected. Either:
(a) It’s not actually his stuff; or
(b) God forbid, he decides not to open it for some stupid reason; or
(c) It’s a dog collar with “Peter” on one side of the tag and “If found, return to Sauron” on the other.
Ahaha, I already love Dude You Look Like Ass Guy. Because. Best greeting ever. XD
:O IS THAT MOHINDER LIZARD?
…I… don’t think it is. But it should be. >.> Official theory as to his fate: Eden had him in her pocket when she went to kill Sylar, then Bennet adopted him in her memory, then Mr Muggles ate him. And a nation mourned.
My God, what kind of class is this? In the classroom before the bell?! ROBOTS! And not the West kind.
Speaking of West, he’s a complete smug ass. >.> ♥♥
Yes, Hiro, most people can move through space. It’s called “walking”.
XD Kensei’s like “Hiro, you psycho, you’re trying to get me to do that legend thing, aren’t you? Whut.”
Claire: “ASSFACE! GET OUT OF MY FACE!”
West: “…Look down.”
Claire: “:D! ILY.”
And if he drops her, she can heal from it! It’s a match made in heaven!
…Peter, who the hell gave you that beanie? Take it off. Take it off now. I don’t care if your face is cold since you lost the emo bangs, it makes you look like an idiot.
And he… doesn’t quite flip a truck, but he does shift it impressively! :D
Heh. Admit it, Bob, the Heroes people just like reusing sets. ^_^
Dude, just kiss Hiro, swordsmith’s daughter. >.> HE WUVS YOU.
“That’s what you always say before you do something bad.” Niki, he’s got you there.
Uh-oh, Maya’s turning morally grey.
You know, one day soon that power transference thing is going to go very wrong and spew molten mascara death over everyone in the world. Just sayin’.
Ass Guy: “Take me with you! You’ve gone more than half an episode without a Nissan placement!”
…Wow, Will’s learned how to turn traitor out of cheap spy novels, apparently.
FORCE CHOKE!
…Good lord, Peter, you’re nearly as gross as Claire. If you start chopping appendages off I will disown you, so help me God.
“You’re like a conscience! Only I take heed of you!” Kiro FTW.
Mug vs Sylar! Round two! DING! The mug suffered a quick defeat back in the Burnt Toast Diner, but it’s back for more at last and it’s sitting… it’s sitting… it hasn’t moved! Sylar is out of the running as well as out of his mind! Join us next week for the rematch between Peter “Fell On His Head” Petrelli and the Teaching Stick!
YES. YES. SYLAR ON SYLAR ACTION. PLEASE. GOD YES. :D
…Um, sudden “questioning my sexuality, think I may have one” moment right there. O_o HET, SYLAR? WHYYY?
Oh, no he’s just distracting her so as to kill her. Sylar, I’m proud of you. Hospitalization to homicide in just two scenes. ^_^
And now you’re stranded in a Big Fucking Jungle on the Lost island and the breakfast lady’s dead. …Um, Sylar? I’m starting to think you miscalculated somewhere there.
Um… so, would Peter’s skin reject the tattoo or something?
Open the damn box, Peter.
No, really, just open it, you short-fringed cretin.
Eee! The Symbol!
West: I love you! But YOUR FATHER ABDUCTED ME O NOES.
Claire: O NOES! Now I guess I can’t take you home to meet my parents… ;_;
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we see a rare thing: a guy the Haitian did a hack job on.
WHEE SUBTLE THAR WEST. WHO ORDERED A TONNE OF BRICKS FOR CLAIRE BENNET?
If the Company doesn’t start tapping Mohinder’s phone post-haste, I’m going to lose a lot of respect for them as a shadowy organization. Seems they just haven’t been the same since Thompson got shot in the head.
HO’ SHIT NOT HRG! NUUUUUU. WE NEED MORALLY GREY HUGS OVER AT THE BENNET HOUSE, STAT. D:
Next week: Nathan shaves off that damn beard! :D |
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