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[Oct. 21st, 2007|01:40 pm] |
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And now, Heroes continues.
PREVIOUSLY ON HEROES: The first generation Heroes should invest in life insurance! That goes for you too, Mama Petrelli! Molly doesn't want to think about Sauron, so she's probably going to have to pretty soon! Sylar isn't letting a little loss of phenomenal cosmic power get in the way of his quest to KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD! Ass Guy has a Nissan! Nikki isn't all that interesting! West gets kind of cheesy reveal lines! HRG has a hole inna face! D:
Casa de Bennet, and HRG doesn't want to diiiiiie. Because, holy crap, that's really got to hurt. I can't blame the man. Hey, maybe he should tell his loving family about this terrible prediction so that they can work together to avert it?
...Maybe not, then. >.>
o________O MR MUGGLES JUST WENT "RAWR" AT CLAIRE. I DO NOT NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS SO EARLY IN THE MORNING.
Nor did I need to imagine HRG giving Claire "The Talk". Heroes, why do you insist on breaking my brain so delightfully?
HRG: "I need to vet ALL YOUR FRIENDS. They might want to get into your head, or your family, or worse, YOUR PANTS." D:
I want a Team M to rush over when I wake up from a nightmare. ;_;
AHAHA MATT AND MO ARE SO MARRIED. And why do I get the feeling that Matt always loses the family spats? XD
Oh, my God, Mohinder called Molly "sweetheart". And sang her a lullaby! I swear, when that girl hits puberty she will be kicking herself. XD
Ahaha, Nathan, your beard scares your children. Quick, tell them it's not genetic before they start getting nightmares.
"What do Petrellis do when they keep promises?" asks Nathan. Monty and Simon answer together: "Keep them, unless we can gain politically by breaking them or they are marriage vows!" Nathan sniffs wistfully, a single tear coming to his beer-shot eye. He's taught them well.
...What the hell, did Heidi get a restraining order on him or something?
Poor old Nathan looks utterly heartbroken. It was harsh criticism, mate, but they were right about the beard.
Ass Guy has a name, apparently, and it's Derek. ...Okay. Just felt a need to mention this.
Ahaha, Derek totally stole Claire's car. "So the license plate is from California?" "WHAT? Um... is it? I mean... uh, I picked it up it there! Right!" And now Sylar's going to take it back to its home in America. How community-spirited of him.
:D!
Sylar can't fall over into comfortable prone positions, can he? Always has to be awkward with the arms. Oh, Sylar.
Man, I want to find a Sylar in the road. :D :D :D
AHAHA. Sy's lying there all hot and bothered and they're all going "let me touch him! Let me touch his face!" XD HE'S STILL GOT IT.
Dawson Jr. both looks and sounds like a girl. For srs.
...Okay, I officially LOVE the Dawson family. Micah, DON'T EVER LEAVE. :D
Angela's not very good at pretending to be guilty, is she? Her argument is pretty much "you can't prove that I didn't, yo! Guilty until proven innocent!"
Yep, Cheerleader #36, Claire has guts. Lots of them. Care to see?
D'aww. West is adorable, but they need to stop giving him such awkward lines. XD
Nathan rushes straight to the hospital, pausing only to finally shave off that GODAWFUL BEARD. This was about the best thing he could have done. Angela may well be in an unstable condition. The Pasbeard looming down at her could have been the last thing she ever saw.
Matt is a superspy! "NO-ONE CAN HEAR US IF WE STAND BY THE VENDING MACHINE!" Has Double-Mo-Hinder been giving him lessons?
They're all connected! The powers... they're connected! The instances of the Symbol... they're connected! Connected connected connected! Hee, does this mean that Matt and Nathan are going to tag-team now? :D
"Well this is a co-incidence." GEE SYLAR, DON'T UNDERSTATE IT OR ANYTHING.
Ahaha, Alejandro is not taken in by Sylar's "old friends" routine. Watch him, Al. Watch him closely. ...Not that close, you'll get distracted.
G-G-GABRI-WHAT? Ahaha, awesome. Just keep talking Chandra at him, Maya, he might even put the glasses back on. \o/
Props to ZQ for making that line good and believable and awesome. Every time I try to say it (with feeling!), it comes out "Gaaaaay-briel", and I'm sure no-one wants that.
Yay, Monica... learns stuff really quickly? Awesome.
Aaah, Bennet!faces looming out of the darkness at Claaaaire! D: I certainly didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
HRG misses the good old days of stalking people, apparently. Well, I suppose they do need to have some father-daughter quality time now and again.
D: NO SUPER BABBY-MATT? I AM HORRIFIED. HORRIFIED I SAY.
O hay, now Matt 'n' Nathan have a hitlist. XD
I could make a Darth Vader joke here at Matt's expense, but I figure everyone else is going to so I'll be nice and let him off.
Bye-bye, Claire. Well, I suppose it's not an episode of Heroes without her flinging herself from some ridiculous height.
All right, let's all just shut up and admit that West is Superman. XD
"I just wish I could fix your dreams for you." First Molly, now Micah? EVERYONE IS SYLAR. EVERYONE. EVERY SINGLE PERSON. We'd better be keeping an eye on these Heroes kiddies, or else before we know it they'll have graduated from watches and dreams to BRAAAAAAAAINS. AND THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. Awesome as that would be.
Wow, I'm sensing a pattern here. If anyone on the cast needs an ego-boost, I bet they just present themselves to Molly so that she can be overjoyed that they're home at them. XD
Looking for Matt's dad now? That's not going to go well.
D: Sauron's in the picture! I bet he is!
...SAURON IS MATT'S DAD WTF. OMGWTFBBQ. My Darth Vader comment was more appropriate than I thought.
Ahaha, teenage!Peter looks so dorky. :P
WHAT THE HOLY CRAP. Nathan's face looks like it's freakin' rotting or something. D:
SYLAR SAID "GOLLY". MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. XDDD
I love this whole bit to squishable little pieces. No, Derek, there's absolutely nothing ironic about going "we're in a car with murderers!" to Sylar. D'aww, he's probably the only one in there who hasn't killed a whole buncha people. <3
And ha, got to love the progression of Sy's face from "what the crap, he's found me out?" to "trying not to laugh" to "master actor!" to "hmm, no smiley mug immediately available... hey, I can use this handy half-brick. Whee, multiple homicide is fun!"
Return of the revenge of the night of the killer mascara! ...Sylar wants that power.
"I've helped Suresh with so many people like you"... I'm dying with giggles over here, just so you know. I'm probably a terrible person for it.
And Derek's dead. Poor De--WHATTHEHOLYCRAPCOCKROACH? O_______O
MONICA DAWSON IS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES.
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HOLY CRAP MOLLY?!?!?!
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND ALL CLIFFHANGERS TO DEATH AND DARKNESS! ILY, Heroes. Never stop being so awesome. |
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