| Meta for Heroes 2x09! |
[Nov. 21st, 2007|11:29 am] |
...What's this? I'm actually doing meta for this episode? And on time and everything? Well golly!
(Incidentally, because I keep meaning to link to the eps and then forgetting, it's here.)
PREVIOUSLY ON HEROES: One bad guy deaded Kaito! Another one was Matt's asshole father! Here's Adam Kensei, who's a bad guy but still more awesome than a thousand squirrels doing gymnastics! Mohinder the Not Quite Moral Compass is going to go and terminally end his affair with Bennet! Bob has just enough wispy hair on top of his head to look quite silly! West doesn't want Claire's popsicles any more! When HRG is tired of California he is tired of life!
And now, Heroes continues.
Ahaha, I love how many ceramic dogs Sandra has. Seriously, she loves those things more than her own kids. Or Lyle, at least.
Go Claire! Bite his head off! At least she's getting stuff out in the open, which, hello, HRG, looking at YOU, should have happened a loooong time ago.
...Wuh-oh. HRG, take that flaming torch away from your bridges and step away with your hands up.
;____; sad hiro.
...No, don't try and save Kaito, you'll end up breaking time or accidentally killing him yourself or something! D:
Hee, Matt's -- oh, lord. He's getting all with the mind control and the DON'T ABUSE IT MATT! THAT WAY LIES ONLY ASSHOLERY! D:
"One who can execute"? ...You mean that literally, don't you. >.>
...Elle, let me know whether to hate you or not! I hate you, then you do something cool, then you're an unrequited ass without redeeming features... be consistent!
No, Claire, don't go find West! You have this chance to end his stalkery ways, and you're going to encourage him?!
DAMMIT, MATT. MIND-CONTROLLING YOUR BOSS FOR GOOD ONLY LEADS TO DOING IT FOR BAD. NO COOKIE.
THANK YOU, HRG. Finally you're being open. Yes, Sandra's scared, but at least now she knows that-- ah. Seems you left it too late. What did I just tell you about open flames and bridges?
Elle, thankya. You're a bitch. Glad we're clear. Now getcher hands off Mo.
Ahaha, Bob's rolling eyes at Elle. XD
...Are you breaking history again, Hiro? *sigh*
HRG, you're going to walk straight into--
--well. I was going to say a bullet, but a crazy flying man works too.
O NOES. Now HRG knows he's walking into a trap and stuffs.
D: D: D: D: D: BOB GETCHER BALDING BUTT AWAY FROM CLAAAAAIRE.
...Ahaha, don't make it obvious or something. You could've just said he'd got your name wrong.
Aww, Mohinder. I bet he's going "o hai, I'm in a car with a murderer... OH HANG ON, I've been in this situation before!"
MOHINDER WTF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.
Um, no, HRG. You really don't want to meet Mo's partner on this one.
AHAHA GO WEST YAY :D
HOLY CRAP THAT WAS CLOSE.
SHOOT MO AND DIE, YOU ASS D:
...Wow, the Bennets are just having a really bad day, aren't they?
Ahaha, that's one way to keep Elle from going shockaboom.
"Stings like a bitch, doesn't it." And with that line, HRG, you are AWESOME AGAIN. :D :D :D
...BOB, IF THAT HAS THE VIRUS IN IT I WILL KILL YOUR ASS.
...oh, okay. He does seem to be on the straight with this one.
HO' CRAP. HIRO, LEAVE BEFORE YOU BREAK HISTORY. Again. >.>
...Even if Big Hiro - Ickle Hiro is the most adorable thing ever to adorable. <3
Sandra has this really weird kinda semi-blink thing. Of wonder. Because everything about Sandra is of wonder. She's a saint, for serious.
Wow, this must be ten million times harder for Kaito to do when he knows he's going to die. ;_;
I BET IT WAS KENSEI. I BET. IT WAS. KENSEI.
IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.
Well, obviously. He can heal. From the fall. Yuss.
MATT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. Okay, I'll let you off this one, because you got us exposition. BUT REALLY. DON'T BECOME LIKE PRE-COMPANY EDEN KTHNX?
Ahaha, West and HRG are bonding over cars. Wonder if Sylar can join in when he arrives? ...Probably not, HRG would bust a cap for driving his daughter's stolen NISSAN ROGUE.
HAH. SCREW YOU, ELLE.
Mohinder, if you shoot HRG -- SHIIIIIIIT.
SHIT SHIT SHIT. LIKE AS IN MAJOR WTF SHIT HOLY HELL O NOES WOES D:.
D:. Matt. You didn't. FOR SRS? DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO ABUSE IT? DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
Hiro's speech is the awesome. <3
SYLAR, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE AND BACK ON THE AMERICAN BORDER ALREADY. >.>
OH. MY GOD. HOLY. CRAP. OF. WOW. I. MEAN. HRG. WHAT. THE. HELL. YES. WHAT. WOW. OMG. OMG. OMG!
Next week: Sylar returns to say "omfg, Mo, how dare you manslash with other people?"
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