| Heroes Meta: s2e11 |
[Dec. 4th, 2007|10:58 am] |
Heroes 2x11. I warn you now, it takes forever and a day to stream. >.>
PREVIOUSLY ON HEROES: Victoria wishes that she had just killed Adam Kensei when she had the chance! HRG is master of the mindfeck! (And can we mention NOT DEAD? WHEE!) Monica forgets that she can ninja a guy around a pole for long enough to get caught by a bunch of comic thieves! Sylar kills Alejandro, and then cunningly distracts everyone in the cast and audience from this fact by pulling a Peter (not like that, Pyth) and taking off his shirt! HRG gets deaded and then livded again! Claire is gonna bitchslap a Company! Hiro goes off to save the world without Ando. Again. Hmph. But that's okay because SYLAR! ON THE PHONE! Seeming friendly to Maya and creeptastic to Mohinder at the same time!
And now, Heroes continues.
Also, excuse me? "I convinced the babysitter to take the night off"? What in the name of crying flip has he done to Matt, huh? I freaked for a little while this week, thinking Matt had been killed or something, but (a) THAT WOULD SUCK TOO TOO MUCH TO CONTEMPLATE, and (b) if Sylar tried to screw with the guy he probably just thinks is an incompetent cop, he would be trapped in his own head by now, arguing with Maury over whose domestic nightmare is worse. Because much as I love Sylar, Matt kind of pwns. Just a lot.
Ooh, what's in the box? Mo's obviously coming prepared for if he unexpectedly loses his memory at any point.
AHAHAHA SYLAR THINKS HE'S A BOND VILLAIN. He should totally have been stroking Mr Muggles when he turned around, and gone "Ah, I have been expecting you, Dr Suresh!" in the kind of weird French-ish all-purpose Bond-villain voice that everyone does.
I'm just going to sit here and enjoy Mohinder's expression of pure "Sylar inna house and random cooking girl and I'm not being horribly tortured and what the freaking HELL is going on?!?!?!". Hope you don't mind.
Mohinder, wrong end of the stick. Wrong end of the stick, Mohinder. I'm sure you'll both get along great.
AHAHA MO. KNIFE! GUN! "CRAAAAAP!" What, you thought Sylar wouldn't come with a plan B?
Let's take votes on how long it will take Maya to realise that the matricide with the pistol in his "friend"'s face is not the one she's wanting to side with. I'll give you two to one on "most of the episode". >.>
Oh, hang on! She's been hit by the clue-bat at last!
Sylar is totally building up a resistance to that eye thing. Just sayin'. He was still upright and talking and holding the gun and everything.
Um, Mama P? People are dying. Being murdered. Stop telling everyone to just let it go and hope that things sort themselves out.
...To fix the world. *ahem* Things never go well when people talk about fixing people. Really. I think Micah's the only non-evil one to even come close.
Oh, hang on, Matt's right here. Guess it was just a random NPC babysitter.
Yo, Mama P. That's COLD. And disturbingly practical. And... well, everything I've come to expect of you, actually. XD
No, Hiro. Adam Monroe is your father.
Peter, you're being slower than Maya today, and that's really, really not a mark in your favour. Don't side with the villain, no matter how hot he is. Dolt.
I know Hiro's being dramatic and heroic, but he's just so darn cute. *pets him*
WHAT, PETER. WHAT. YOU DO NOT ELECTROCUTE HIRO. YOU JUST. DON'T. >:(
HA. PWNED, ELLE. PWNED. No, don't turn the puppy eyes on Bob, because you are BENCHED.
Hahaha, HRG's passing the time.
He's giving Elle the well-deserved verbal smackdown. He's not even nervous of her eckletricity power. GO HIM!
HRG's all "I'm proud of my difficult Claire! If you want my help, you shouldn't be an ass! Nah-nah-na-- oh, crap, when the Company says 'measures' it doesn't mean 'happy fun times'."
Nuh-uh, Niki. He's on his way to make Sylar better, which may suck for you but makes me much happier.
AHAHA, Peter and Kensei are a walking security breach.
...Adam, you enormous bastard, if that door opens is the virus going to fly straight out and kill everyone? >.>
Oh, Mohinder, so now science works? Suuuure. For anyone else you'd just go "here cure whee!".
You know he was just hoping that Sylar would take his shirt off for the blood sample.
Um, Mo? If the wrong dosage would kill him... why didn't you just give him the wrong dosage? You just don't think on your feet, do you?
Gah, I hate this incredibly slow-streaming stream of slow streamingness. >.>
Ooh, Mohinder, are you formulating a cunning plan?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BOB'S FISH. COULD SHE HAVE A BETTER PHOTO OF HIM. ANSWER: NO.
So what, they're going to burn an entire warehouse down to murder one intruder who's going to escape at the last minute anyway? Haven't these people ever heard of overkill?
Yes, he 'told the phone'. Because he is MICAH SANDERS, DEFENDER OF EARTH.
MATT. NATHAN. YOU HAVE TO TRAVEL LIKE THAT EVERY DAMN DAY. THREE TIMES EVERY EPISODE. THIS IS LAW.
No, Nate, don't give the camera that 'you shut your mouth' stare. We are so discussing this. This is going to end up on Youtube, you know.
YES! FRYING MAN AND HIRO AND MATT! COULD THE OT3 BE MORE PERFECT?
D: Claire, nu. Nu. Don't dump West just because he doesn't want everyone knowing he can and will float outside their window whilst they're getting changed.
Yaaaay, HRG is home. ♥ Probably sent by Bob to do terrible things, or at least to stop Bob from doing terrible things, but still: ♥.
Um, hello, YouKu? Darling? Honey-pie? You will not stop streaming and freeze in the middle of a Sylar or Sylar-related scene. Bitch.
Hee, Al in the photo is all "what is this? A camera, you say? Ooh!" ...Good lord, he's almost Sokka-like. XD
Uh-oh. Baaaaad shizzle's going to go down in three... two... one...
The Company did this to Sylar, then the Company's going DOWN INTO THE DIRT. DOWN. INTO. THE DIRT. You can see it in his angry eyes.
D:
Maaaaaaya.
Maya makes funny puppet positions when she's dying. O_o
It probably makes me a terrible person that my first thought when Maya got shot was: "well, it was in the neck, so at least her brains are still there for the taking".
AHAHA. "The heal-anything blood". Sy, you really have a way with names, you know that? XD
Um, Sylar, honey. Possibly you're forgetting that Mohinder doesn't particularly want to save you. So don't act like it's a treat for him. ♥
Um, HRG. What have we learned about making deals with the Company?
Haha. Peter, don't you have Sy's intuitive aptitude? Couldn't you just go "okay, this goes HERE and that goes THERE and click! Open"?
...Yes, Peter. Kill Hiro in the slowest, most uncomfortable way possible. That's heroic.
AHAHA MATT'S "I AM TALKING TO YOU WITH MY MIIIIIND" FACE IS BACK IN FULL FORCE. There's this aquarium somewhere with a thing where you stick your head in a porthole and get attacked by a holographic shark. BUT IT IS NOT NEARLY AS HILARIOUS AS MATT'S FACE.
Yup, Adam's releasing the virus. Golly. Gosh.
Hiro, you can stop time. No-one has an inch on you.
WAUGH. That thing dropping on the floor? Would have HURT.
I love that there's a brain in a jar. Can't have a proper sci-fi evil society without a brain in a jar somewhere.
How exactly do you destroy a virus when you don't have any antibodies? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Aha! You burn it into a pile of virus-infected ash! Or something.
Hang on, Cait's still in the future. If the virus is destroyed in this timeline, then that future no longer exists, right? So isn't she trapped there for ever and ever now?
Eh, Peter abruptly doesn't seem to care, so.
HOLY WHUT
If Sylar dies I WILL BE SO INCREDIBLY PI--
--oh wait, he disappeared from the camera's sight for a split second. That means he must be alive.
Dude, Monica. YOU ARE NINJA. NINJA YOURSELF OUTTA THERE.
Wow, Niki. Nice assbeating you're handing out, there.
Super strength would really be coming in handy right about now, don't you think?
D:
N... N... Niki?!
What is it with the Sanders family and dying horribly immediately after doing something awesome?!
...holy crap, you REALLY don't want to get on Hiro's bad side. O_o Ow ow ow ow ow. That's downright mean and, I hesitate to say this, a fate worse than death. D:
(Go Hiro!)
Oh Pete & Nate, just make out already.
...Nathan, are you going public? XD Awesome.
D:
CLAREBLOOD! APPLY CLAIREBLOOD RIGHT THIS FREAKIN SECOND IF'N YOU PLEASE
WHO SHOT NATHAN? I WILL HAVE HIS BLOOD.
Rar.
Ooh, 'Villains'. Sounds like fun. :D
Ahaha, Sylar looks like a druggie shooting up. >.>
A VILLAIN HAS RISEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Oh, I do love a happy ending. ♥ ♥ ♥
Here's looking at you, ![[info]](https://www.scribbld.com/img/userinfo.gif) heroes_meta. Now, when is is that vote-for-a-Hero thing happening? :D? |
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