| *Snerks* |
[Aug. 25th, 2004|12:12 pm] |
I just got my first dodgy e-mail scammy thing!
So I decided to MST it. It's my first MST, so it's not very good, but...
FROM THE DESK OF BARR.W. PETERS.(ESQ).
Ooo, the desk.
(W.PETERS CHAMBERS)
Eh?
Dear
What? Dear what? Why write to me if you don't know who I am?
I am Williams Peters Esq., a Senior Advocate of Nigeria .
A whatnow?
I am the legal
Representative to Mr. Harold Lebron,
Doesn't ring a bell.
a national of your country,
Which is...?
who used
to work with Shell Development Company in Nigeria . Here in after shall
be referred to as my client.
On the 21st of April 2001 , my client, his wife and their only daughter
were involved in a fire outbreak in there
*Twitch*
residence. All of the family members
unfortunately lost there
It's THEIR, not there. Jeez, you'd think a Senior Advocate Legal Wossname would know basic grammar.
lives. Since then I have made several enquiries
to your embassy here to locate any of my clients
Have you tried down the back of the sofa?
extended relatives,
What's one of them, then?
this
has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts,
I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member
of his family hence I contacted you.
...Good?
I have contacted you
I noticed.
to assist in returning the fund valued at 16,000,000.00
POUNDS STERLING
So much money! I must help this totally unknown person at once!!
left behind by my client before it gets Confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the Vault Company or Managers where this huge amount were
"Was"...
Lodged. The said Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the relatives
or families of the deceased or have the account confiscated within the next
fourteen official working days.
You poor, poor man... you might lose some money that isn't yours...
For the fact that I have been unsuccessful
Yeah, you mentioned that a couple of times.
in locating the relatives for over 2 years now,
Wow, way to stretch those "fourteen official working days"!
*Counts* No, two years'd make it late 2003, at a stretch. Can't this guy count?
I seek the consent to present
you as the family member to the deceased, since you have the same last name
No, I don't.
with my client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
So much Money!!!11! I must Help this suspicious stranger AT ONCE!!!111!!1
Secondly he has a consignment tagged 'family valuables'
Wow, sixteen million not enough to hook the average gullible?
he shipped or lifted
"I'm not quite sure which..."
by as cargo to Europe early the same year he died, according to the information
he passed to me, it is of a important
Ooo, a important.
to him.
Therefore, if you are related to this family
Nope.
in question or they are in
your family tree or genealogy, please endeavor to reach me immediately to
enable me inform you the modalities on how to carry out this project.
Ooh, so I call you and get lots of money!
I
have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up
for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation
Because we have yours. Yup. Absolutely.
to enable us
see this transaction through.
It's called proofreading, and it'll take you a long way.
I guarantee that this will be executed under
legitimate arrangement
Absolutely. *Crosses fingers*
that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Mm-hm.
Please get in touch with me in this e-mail address
"[e-mail address]@yahoo.com"
4?
as
soon as possible to enable us conclude in this matter.
Best regards,
Barrister W.Peters.
Bye bye. |
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