Alvin Alkeinos, Jr.

What have you been telling her? You're the only one who knows that I'm gonna fall, but oh look, here comes stupid Tuesday! What is this, revenge of the attention deficit?! I thought the fucking losers had to torment the asswipe popular kids to get validation, but since there's no 'supernatural popularity' superpower, I guess tormenting the other losers with her dumbshit cocksucking superpowers will have to do, huh?!