Wah wah wahhhh

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You will LOVE me when you see your present.

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I'm kind of terrified, now.

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Good. You should be.

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You think this is just about getting a tan and staring at pretty ladies?

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Yes.

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You should bring me back something! Recipes.

Also your presence is required as SOON as you come home, I have a baby for you to hold while I take pictures.

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Ughghghg do I HAVE to?!

There better me cake in it for me.

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Yes. See, you find tasty things you like to eat there and say, "Do you have a recipe for this?" and give them a flirty smile and you should get one!

A whole cake, just for you.

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I was referring more to the baby part.

Awww, Rosalind, you know I only reserve my flirty smiles for you.

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Oh. Well yes, you are Uncle Martin. There's a lot of quidditch this boy needs to learn. I don't think Donovan knows how to fl

You're such a ham.

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No, you see, the proper answer 'And Nick in a bikini is even better.' If you're going to talk about me like a piece of meat, you could at least get it right, Boot.

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You can't tell me how to refer to you in politically incorrect ways, Nick. Because I'M THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND I SAY SO.

You do look smokin' in that suit though.

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Oh, when did this happen?

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Since forever, silly woman.

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