"I don't want to mow this lawn
This planet that we're living on
Will someday blow up and be gone
I read it in a book
[...]
I'm gonna go downtown and hock everything I own
I'm gonna buy some stock in Coppertone
Yes, I plan to be a wealthy man
On that day the Big Bang comes again."
-- from
"I Don't Want To Mow The Lawn", by Andy Breckman
(He's considering a future rather more distant than
18:00-your-local-time today, but the current silliness
did bring this song to mind.)
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