"If you softly hold a baby or cat under your arms, usually some people will smile and say 'How pretty this baby is! or How cute this cat is!' On the other hand, the ukulele will not make people so excited. You must practice the music that I showed you in Chapter 5 [...]" -- from "Ukulele Lesson" by Kunishige (quote appears in chapter 6 - "Playing the Ukulele Live")