I just saw the headers of a message my spam filter was chucking into the bin[*], with the subject, "inc your penis". Knowing how often spammers mispell w0rds to attempt to evade filters, I found myself wondering, "Do they mean I should ink my penis by getting a tattoo, or that I should incorporate my penis to take advantage of some tax loophole?"
[*] I was running tail -f on the logfile to spot new messages arriving in various folders while doing something in a different window.