"You know, I really do love how many news outlets are covering the 'Rapture Not Happening' story. It's as if the worldwide news media was covering the story, 'Suspension Bridges Around the World Not Turning Into Fish.'" -- Greta Christina, 2011-05-20
[I haven't noticed whether the media have been giving this any attention this time around, but it seemed as good a time as any to pull out this quote.]